Funny Quotes

[Wynd_Fox]

Post any funny quotes here, I'll get one soon.

[Ad Bot]

[TJ10]

"Who will i have icecream with?"
Kingdom hearts 358/2 days

[Niblic]

"Get in the middle"

-Curly.

[Wynd_Fox]

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

[gun fun]

"I never can think of a good avatar" - me

[Kapturrith]

"I was chained to his wall and forced to eat a banana."  -???

"Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow, meow. Meow meow meow. Meow."  -Nostalgia Critic

[Wynd_Fox]

"I never can think of a good avatar" - me

Not funny.

[Rughugger]

"I can imagine a world of peace, happiness and complete bliss containing absolutely no conflict. And I can imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."

[Makingblah]

'Banned.'
Badspot

[Kapturrith]

OOOOOO, I GOT MORE.

"Sometimes, I dream about cheese."  -HL2 Rebel

"Kill all sons a' bitches. That's my 'fficial instructions."  -Ellis

[Moppy]

"You swallow Fiesta Ace richard to power up. You become...OH MY GOSH! YOU BECOME....Ace richard. Your terrible imagination coudn't think of anything better."-MSPA Problem slueth

[Kerog]

"GOTTAM" -Engineer
"WUBUBUBUBUBU" -Ellis
"I sell propane and propane accesories" -Hank Hill
"I'm looking for a tap and dye, and some WD-40" -Hank Hill

[Kapturrith]

"STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE."  -African American Army General from the movie "Congo"

Go check out my signature.

[Moriarty]

Ellis' quote when you stay in the first safe room in l4d2 demo is something about him coming down with a guy named keith and something else

[Rughugger]

I find this hilarious, but you'd have to see the clip that it came from...