Your wife can't cook a frozen pre-prepared pizza? She'd better be incredibly hot then.
Despite my usually low expectations,I do believe she is pretty damn hot.Also, she makes me do everything that involves reaching into the hot oven. Which is everything.
I would show you a pic but, this is a no drooling zone.
So how many pixels is your wife made out of? That pizza looks atleast 54 pixels bigger than your wife dude, she's getting fat now.
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Thx for the ID, one more forums troller will be purged from my server today.