The bible is one big book of fairy tales put together, It's my theory how it got started, that some worthless poet wrote a bunch of poems, decided that they where horrible, threw them away and they where found and those people loved what he wrote, and claimed it as their own, and added to it. They loved it so much that they took these works of fiction and formed a cult, eventually some king or sultan got a hold of it, thought it was a good message and forced it down his people's throats. Then some friend came along and claimed to be the messiah, the jews made an example of him.
Yeah that sounds better then, Disciples coming back from the dead supposedly "Heaven" and writing the word of god. "Oh hay guiz if u die u go to effer heven or hell depends if ur gewd or not."
forget that, I'll be a rotting corpse in a body bag on it's way back to the US from an interesting foreign affair in south-east asia before I'll believe that stuff again because I'm a Nihilist.