Poll

Which is a more reliable source?

The Bible
35 (18.3%)
Science
140 (73.3%)
Bruce Campbell
16 (8.4%)

Total Members Voted: 191

Author Topic: More reliable source?  (Read 39837 times)

And why does it have to be the Bible as an example....why not the Torah? :C
Why is it not written on an immortal cat? I would definently worship if it were written on an immortal cat.

Why is it not written on an immortal cat? I would definently worship if it were written on an immortal cat.
But it was, my friend! You must search the deep sea, though, for this immortal, fire breathing cat! :O

But it was, my friend! You must search the deep sea, though, for this immortal, fire breathing cat! :O
Go forth my minion! Bring me this cat you speak of!

Go forth my minion! Bring me this cat you speak of!

But sir, it is cursed.


Use oven mitts.
Not even the Great Oven Mitts of Baby Jose can deflect this cat's laser-beam eye curse...thing.

Not even the Great Oven Mitts of Baby Jose can deflect this cat's laser-beam eye curse...thing.
It will not protect you from it's harmfull attacks, however you will not be cursed when you lift the cat.

I will have the Super Devil's custom cage ready. Don't ask how I got it or I'll sacrifice you.

It will not protect you from it's harmfull attacks, however you will not be cursed when you lift the cat.

I will have the Super Devil's custom cage ready.

But I'm afraid this cat can not be touched. His master never wanted him to be loveually abused, so the cat is invulnerable to touch....

And I'm all out out of psychic pills.

But I'm afraid this cat can not be touched. His master never wanted him to be loveually abused, so the cat is invulnerable to touch....
And I'm all out out of psychic pills.

That's the whole point of the oven mitts, that and not being cursed.

That's the whole point of the oven mitts, that and not being cursed.
But sir...I can't swim :c

But sir...I can't swim :c
Catch a ride on the vegetarian sharks.

But... I'm a vegetarian! They will eat me!