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Author Topic: The TF2 Spy's Life  (Read 33561 times)

11:00 - PURPLE SPY gets VAC banned and never comes back

12:00 : Dancing Carrot Kills  Blue Pyro's Dad.

I'm doing another uber-long one, so here goes.

There is 2 others on your team. 1 Pyro and 1 Sniper, you are the Spy. You wait for the setup phase to end after 5 seconds, after the 5 seconds, you all run out. You are on 2Fort.

You disguise as a Medic. You see 1 Heavy and 1 Spy on their team, but you think you saw a Medic too. You quickly equip the Cloak & Dagger and run into their base, while disguised. You hide up against a wall and un-cloak. The heavy is walking forwards as quick as he can, while he is spinning his minigun. He calls for a medic and you rush towards him. He notices you're not healing. He calls for a medic again, but you just follow him. He starts spraying you. Noticing that you are hurt, he aims at you at carries on shooting.

You use your Cloak & Dagger. You hide under the bridge and disguise as a soldier. You peer out to see if he's still suspicious. He's eating a sandvich. You swiftly run up to him and backstab him. 1 down. 2 to go.

You see a friendly Sniper aim for the enemy Soldier. The Soldier is rocket jumping, making himself an uneasy target. You disguise as an enemy medic, and run into their base. He is in the air, so he didn't see you disguising. The Sniper retreats.

He eventually goes down and finds an ammo pack. You run up towards him with the Ambassador. He knows you're a spy. He shoots frantically at you. You dodge most rockets, but you have low health. You hide. You know you cannot kill him yet.

The Pyro is coming. He has his Flare Gun out and is running towards the Soldier. The Soldier had his back to the Pyro and gets burned. 1 enemy left. You un-cloak and follow the Pyro, he seems to know where the Medic is. You run for quite a while, only to see the Medic hiding under the bridge hitting the wall numerous times with the Ubersaw. You know you can kill him quickly and easily. You and the Pyro run at him. He sees you and equips the Blutsauger. He runs back and forward many times, and hits the Pyro alot. The Pyro is in front of you. The Pyro equips the Flare Gun and shoots at him. It hits the wall due to the Medic running and hiding in alot of places.

The Medic equips his Ubersaw once again and hits the Pyro. The Pyro falls to the floor motionless. He is dead. It is up to you to kill this Medic. You equip the Knife and hit him once. He didn't take much impact from the front. You equip the Ambassador and shoot his shoulder. He shoots you with the Blutsauger and retrieves his lost life. You disguise as an enemy Soldier. Hopefully he won't look twice and realise that the Soldier is dead.

Luckily, he doesn't notice that the Soldier is dead and starts healing you. You go back to full life. You equip the Ambassador while he is behind you. You twist round and shoot his head twice. He fell to the floor and yelled "Yahh!!"

You have won. You laugh and say "You were obviously outclassed."
« Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 01:20:23 PM by Big Brother »

8:00: The Map changes to arena_sawmill

8:01: everyone dies due to the stuff framerate on sawmill

8:30 RED spy ran towards a medic, who Blutsauger'd him. Then began taunting.

23:07 green spy kills everyone but then green scout is really red spy then both spys stabs each other in the heart at the same time

9919:472 That silly RED Spy grabs anyone that not BLU or RED and slices their heads of in the central CP saws,
he also breaks the laws of physics yet again

He then eats the Dancing Carrot as a victory snack

Lime green Spy backstabs the Green spy While He Is eating the carrot.

Blu Team & Red Team Help each other to restore physics, but heavy wants a sandvich and falls on "Reset Lives" button, there all reduced to little helpless babys.

and Red Heavy says ENTIRE TEAM, IS BABEEZ!

This is getting stupid, lets start AGAIN.


12:01 TF2 Starts.

12:02 Red Spy shoots self after seeing shafin25's avatar

11:01 Green spy is hacked into the game by Purple spy's rival...


Fighting is ensured...

12:37 red spy dodges blue level 2 sentry while blu engi sets a dispenser behind enemy lines then red demoman secretly sets sticky bombs where the blu engi is going to set his dispenser.(map:ctf_2fort)

12:58: Blu Pyro Eats thefredland.