Author Topic: SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN  (Read 29435 times)

I have a sneaking suspicion that this site is a joke, unless religious people really are that crazy and I just haven't paid attention.
Nothing about it being a joke on Wikipedia. in fact it's listed as one of the sites that wants to get the Landover Baptist Church site shut down.
Though I agree with you.

Silly Christians, them and their propraganda.

Oh, and one of my friends said there is no reason to live if you don't believe in anything. I called bullstuff on it.

Dont blame Christianity, blame the people who claim to have found the dinasaurs and think T-rex is a herbivore. Those are the people that turned a complex religeon into a joke.

He's Christian, and he said the reason for living is to go to heaven and if you don't believe anything, why not just die?
If the only reason to exist is to end, end it.

If the only reason to exist is to end, end it.
Yup.

But I have to agree, that site is hilarious.

If the only reason to exist is to end, end it.

Ding, ding, ding. If your entire life is a test, get murdered while you're still innocent, and spend the rest of eternity in heaven.

Ding, ding, ding. If your entire life is a test, get murdered while you're still innocent, and spend the rest of eternity in heaven.

That would be nice, I believe in God and accept him but this site just made fun of him. I would cry if I were him, the stupidity of human nature. (And dont use that last sentence to say all religeous freaks are stupid.) The people that made this site are, not people like me that believe in Christianity in a scientific way.

I seriously hope this is a joke.

http://objectiveministries.org/antioccult/
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Please contact your local Baptist Church before you try to remove any Ouija boards. The Ouija is extremely dangerous and should only be confronted by trained demonic abatement technicians.

So, my sister's Ouija board is possessed or some stuff?

I seriously hope this is a joke.

http://objectiveministries.org/antioccult/

Im srry Space but I don't like devil worshipers, but yes this is funny.
So, my sister's Ouija board is possessed or some stuff?

Did they exist in the time after Jesus before America came in? If so then yes, if not then use it all you like.

Did they exist in the time after Jesus before America came in? If so then yes, if not then use it all you like.
Please tell me you're joking.


Did they exist in the time after Jesus before America came in? If so then yes, if not then use it all you like.
OH, FAT MAN, PLEASE!~

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They later sent demons and lawyers after him.
It's funny, because I studied law!
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It's funny, because I studied law!
Oh so Christians hate lawyers now?


There's a thing in Quantum Mechanics called the uncertainty principal. It basically means that the position and velocity (and therefore, I assume, energy) of a particle is not definite. This means that even in a vacuum, random particles can literally appear out of nowhere. This accounts for the radiation that Black Holes emit, as well as a number of other things, including the big bang.

But wait, never mind, I obviously know nothing about your religion and therefore cannot inform you of this.
There was nothing religious about it you butt-hurt goon. I got that from a scientific website about the First Law of Thermodynamics. If you ignore even your own science to make a bash against religion, you are a sad person indeed.

Secondly, that's specifically called the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principal. Just because we can't track it does not mean it just appears out of nowhere. It still exists somewhere. That is basically saying, "Hey, we don't see those atoms, they must not exist. Oh wait, there's one, okay, now it exists." So that doesn't answer anything. As for the radiation black holes emit, that's not technically coming from the black hole, but an eruption of subatomic particles close to the inner edge of the event horizon. Anything that hits the black hole never escapes.

I'm talking to you on your terms here, science. If you want to keep crying over a lost argument in another thread, take to my inbox and quit embarrassing yourself.