Author Topic: SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN  (Read 29456 times)

We don't need any expensive anti-virus tools and those bad, firewalls of the Satan itself because we have Jesus and our almighty god on our side!
Yay Divinity!
Can I go to church now, daddy?

Wow, they said Tetris was bad because it was made by Russians.

wtf
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Using light pencil lines, draw a circle. You can trace a jar or other round object to make circles, or you can use the method that Hiram of Tyre showed his friend Solomon (1 Kings 7:23 — Substitute inches or centimeters for cubits).
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Draw two arcs through the circle like the ones shown. The first arc will remind you of the Ark that Noah used to save all our ancestors from the Flood (Genesis 6-8). The second arc will remind you of the rainbow that God used as a sign of His promise to never drown everyone again (Genesis 9:8-17).
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Draw two Jesus Fish facing each other like they are secretly talking. Back when people were mean to those who loved Jesus, these fish were used as secret signs so Jesus's friends could identify each other. Now they are used to advertise Christian owned businesses or to warn unsaved motorists of cars that might be dangerous when the Rapture comes. Isn't that neat?
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Draw my eyes, so I can see the Light (1 John 1:5-7); my ear lines, so I can hear the Good News (Romans 10:17); my mouth, so I can tell people what I heard (Mark 16:15-16); and my nose, which is shaped like a Y or a person joyfully raising their arms to Heaven. Also draw my curl. It should spiral the same direction as a 6, because that's how many days God took to create EVERYTHING (Genesis 1)!
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Using a dark line, outline my ears and the sides of my head with squiggly lines that look like wool. Did you know that Jesus has white wooly hair just like me (Rev. 1:14)? Use smooth lines on my chin, nose, mouth, and curl and then fill in my eyes.
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Erase the light lines and you will have a drawing of me! (If you want, you can add shading to make me look 3D! Super!)
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On the seventh step, rest and pray to God! Thank Him for giving you the ability to draw me!


The funny part is, that the irony of that website burns so bad.

I'm lukewarm for Jesus :3
Reminds me of that special interest where you imagine you're loving Jesus.
Ewww...

Reminds me of that special interest where you imagine you're loving Jesus.
Ewww...
That's a special interest?

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If this is a website made by actual Christians, this may just be a candidate for the worst advertisement ever made.

Reminds me of that special interest where you imagine you're loving Jesus.
Ewww...
Ha ha ha, I remember that thread  :cookieMonster:

I saw this years ago. It's a parody site. Stop being so shocked.


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I'd love to slap that friend who made up this site, right now.
hey there, fixed your pix



HAHAHA look at the "Kidz Art" Section and read the comments!

"Dalton (15) drew himself playing with Jesus..."


I saw this years ago. It's a parody site. Stop being so shocked.
Well now that explains everything.

HAHAHA look at the "Kidz Art" Section and read the comments!

"Dalton (15) drew himself playing with Jesus..."
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A 15 year old got roped into that stuff?