SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN

[Rughugger]

According to the Church god can do anything and anyone

Apparently so can Chuck Norris, so that by definition Chuck Norris is God. /thread, he exists.

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[Osak]

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew knows history because his family lived it!

Hopsiah lives in the Middle East, where his ancestors and those of all the other animals and humans alive today exited Noah's Ark 4,000 years ago.

But unlike the other Kangaroos who hopped to Australia, Hopsiah's family stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah!

/facepalm

[NickTheSushi]

Middle East =/= Australlia

[pcgamer000]

I hope that its a joke, loving laughed throughout the whole website.

Ah, lol same

[pcgamer000]

/facepalm

HAHAHAHHAHA KANGA-JEW!!

[Altair]

This site is clearly a parody.

And also, just to argue towards Christianity, isn't it just so convenient that the first life that came into existence had the complex ability to reproduce which our advanced civilization today can't even engineer into robots.

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Wow...

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Ahhh!

[WRB852]

Silly Christians, them and their propraganda.

Oh, and one of my friends said there is no reason to live if you don't believe in anything. I called bullstuff on it.

No matter how you look at it, life's pointless.

[Osak]

Hahaha:

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art6.html

I feel like leaving my religion now.

[pcgamer000]

Hahaha:

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art6.html

I feel like leaving my religion now.

I left mine..

[Dusty12]

My brain had a sad.
But I laughed at the Biology Test.

[Osak]

This thread has finally given me a reason to post this:

click me

Pee-to-the-owned, powned y'all!!

Read the reviews of these games on that site:

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Tetris
Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, Resident Evil, and other "zombie" games (various)
Fable II

You have to be stuffTING me.

[Inv3rted]

I'll incite the point that I have made many times before. We have shown how almost impossibly improbable complexity can be arrived at through gradual stages of selection and random mutation. God, being the creator of all that exists, is undoubtedly more complex than all that exists. This complexity is so improbable that the only rational way that he could exist was if he was the end result of random change influenced by a form of selection and therefore was not in existence since the beginning of everything. This is why I bring up the notion that God is insanely improbable.

A counterpoint to this argument that I just thought of invokes the anthropic principle. We may be here pondering God's existence only because this insanely improbable occurrence happened. This is a weak argument, though, because the same can be said about why we exist.

[Harm94]

If god exsists then why doesn't he come down and show himself?

[Inv3rted]

We have to have faith in him so we don't get punished forever. Apparently he demands love from imperfect beings for imperfect work.

[Osak]

http://objectiveministries.org/

PERSECUTION ALERT! OBJECTIVE: Ministries Is Under Legal Attack...
SECULARISM ALERT: Obama Not Sworn In Using A Bible
 
Jan. 21, 2009 — During the televised inauguration on Tuesday, much was made of Mr. Obama taking the Oath of Office using the Bible that President Lincoln used during his inauguration. This was done to stifle fears that Mr. Obama's supposed Christian faith was merely a calculated ruse to hide his Muslim-Atheist leanings. However, things were not as they seemed.

Mr. Obama, who is known for his oratory skill, managed to befuddle Chief Justice John Roberts by "accidentally" interrupting him before he could finish saying the opening line. This caused the Oath to be recited incorrectly by both Chief Justice Roberts and Mr. Obama, meaning that Mr. Obama was not officially sworn in that day. Instead, the official swearing-in ceremony was conducted in near-secrecy the next night (Jan. 21) in the White House Map Room. Only this time, Mr. Obama did not use a Bible! According to the AP article: "The president said he did not have his Bible with him, but that the oath was binding anyway."

While directives for the use of a Bible are neglected in the Constitution, all presidents since George Washington have been sworn in on the Word of God. Mr. Obama, by not using a Bible, has become the first Atheist President. Thus we begin slouching towards Secularism.

/headdesk

I think that they're being too damn paranoid.