Twilight - A description by some people on the internet.

[CC]

Ok guys, I just saw this loving movie, and it was SO. loving. GOOD. It's called twilight, and it just came out in a theater...near me...and it is a loving MASTERPIECE of cinema....this is what loving modern cinema-making is all about, it's like the best stuff ever, and if you don't agree, you can go forget yourself sideways because you have NO taste, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSOhxrWBSgw

Oh god that was so awesome

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[Syntho]

ME to!

[oromis]

Twilight is evil, controlling all the little fangirls.

[Osak]

F*** You Stephen King

[Syntho]

Somebody needs Jenny Craig.

[DrMobius]

I'm going to scream spoilers to the movie next time I go to the theater
Just for laughs
:D

Do.
It.

[Ronin]

leme describe Twilight and the Twilight series very simply:

Fat chick fan-fiction

[Xoax]

I'm going to scream spoilers to the movie next time I go to the theater
Just for laughs
:D

Just be careful and bring a cross and holy water with you, those crazed fans have vampire powers remember?

[Dr.Block]

And bring some garlic to remind them that the vampires in Twilight are noting like the real idea of vampires.

[Menen]

Just say the spoiler here. :D

[oromis]

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!

[DrMobius]

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!

I haven't read that yet.  Thanks for killing it.

[NotInsaneChef]

next ones out in 5 days

my girlfriend loves them

help

[Inv3rted]

my girlfriend loves them

You maintain a relationship with this woman why?

Unless this is entirely love-based.

[Dr.Block]

next ones out in 5 days

my girlfriend loves them

help

Go with her, and yell out spoilers in the theater.

Then buy her the DVD when it comes out and she'll get back together with you.