Author Topic: Cats - They cheat :(  (Read 9029 times)


If cats are so smart how come they get run over by cars. Cars must be, like, admins.

If cats are so smart how come they get run over by cars. Cars must be, like, admins.
Yes they have admin speedhax... one of my cats got hit by a car, she ran into the woods on 3 legs(4th leg was hurt) and came back a week later like totally fine... =O

When my kitten was here, it ran into my metal chair leg alot. So, I would be sitting there, and out of no where, the kitten rams into my chair with a huge "TONG".

Have you guys ever seen that clip where a cat fell from a loving high tree and barely broke his leg

they can walk on water

they can walk on water
yes, but they try to hide it by avoiding water.

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Gordon falls on his feet by default.

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Cats live up to 20 mostly and Dogs live up to 13 or 15.
Strange isn't it?

Cats live up to 20 mostly and Dogs live up to 13 or 15.
Strange isn't it?

My grandma's teacup poodle had the world record until like a year ago it got beat, he was 22 and was blind and deaf. It was the world record for teacup poodle btw, I don't think it was the dog world record.

You guys know how toast always lands butter-side-down right? Tie toast to a cat's back to stop the hax :D



My cat just ripped a hole in my leg. God-dam cat that hurttttttsssss!

You can tell they use keep upright. It's just obvious.