Author Topic: Schools Overreacting  (Read 3523 times)

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LONGMONT, CO (April, 1999) -- A 10-year-old student was expelled when she turned in the small cutting knife her mother had placed in her lunchbox to cut her apple. (USA TODAY)

ALEXANDRIA, LA -- A second-grader was expelled for bringing her grandfather's gold-plated pocket watch to school because the watch had a tiny knife attached. (USA TODAY)

NEWPORT NEWS, Virginia (October, 1996) -- A kindergartner was suspended for bringing a beeper from home and showing it to classmates during a field trip. (CNN)

FAIRBORN, Ohio (October, 1996) -- A 13-year-old honor student was suspended from school for 10 days for accepting two Midol tablets from a classmate. (CNN)

FORT MYERS, Fla.(May, 2001) -- An 18-year-old senior and National Merit Scholar was suspended and charged with a felony count of possessing a weapon when a kitchen knife was found on the floor of her car while she was in class. (FOX NEWS)

To me, this proves some schools can be absolutely idiotic. If you disagree, watch this video.

Discuss.

PROTECT THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDRENS!


THIS JUST IN

SCHOOL BANS PENCILS IN FEAR OF THEM BEING USED AS WEAPONS

STUDENTS MUST NOW WRITE IN BUBBLES!

Don't forget plastic knifes and forks.

THIS JUST IN

SCHOOL BANS PENCILS IN FEAR OF THEM BEING USED AS WEAPONS

STUDENTS MUST NOW WRITE IN BUBBLES!

The sad thing is I can almost see that happening.

BUBBLE CHOKES AND KILLS 10 YR OLD

WE NOW RIGHT WITH FINGER NAILS

FINGERNAILS SCRATCH
KIDS FINGERNAILS RIPPED OUT

KIDS NOW WRITE WITH MOTOR OIL

BUBBLE CHOKES AND KILLS 10 YR OLD

WE NOW RIGHT WITH FINGER NAILS
Then breaks their fingernail and it bleeds, now you write with your spit.

Then breaks their fingernail and it bleeds, now you write with your spit.
THIS JUST IN

SPIT CARRIES DISEASE IN SOME CASES

WE MUST NOW USE FECES HAIR

FINGERNAILS SCRATCH
KIDS FINGERNAILS RIPPED OUT

KIDS NOW WRITE WITH MOTOR OIL

They could drink it and die.

New solution?

You want an awesome movie based on all this insanity, Watch Bowling for Columbine, by Michael Moore. Probably one of the few documentaries of his I like. Here's a trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSn5UEiovxo

Blood


Child dies of blood loss while writing a 2 page essay.

Next?

Howabout you just imagine the words?

CHEELDRUN NOW WRITE WITH BRAIN POWERS