Author Topic: Schools Overreacting (Read 4073 times)

Caution · November 15, 2009, 03:40:00 PM

Quote from: Rughugger on November 15, 2009, 03:34:07 PM

You want an awesome movie based on all this insanity, Watch Bowling for Columbine, by Michael Moore. Probably one of the few documentaries of his I like. Here's a trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSn5UEiovxo

That is great. Great.

Ad Bot · Advertisement

Camera · November 15, 2009, 03:41:46 PM

Children gets stroke, they must now right with their tounge.

JJA0 · November 15, 2009, 04:12:21 PM

Quote from: Gen. Nick on November 15, 2009, 03:33:24 PM

SPIT CARRIES DISEASE IN SOME CASES

Child dies from paper cut children now must write on walls with water.

Wizard · November 15, 2009, 04:19:26 PM

Quote from: JJA0 on November 15, 2009, 04:12:21 PM

Child dies from paper cut children now must write on walls with water.

Children could drown, eliminate work from schools.

Rekuddo · November 15, 2009, 04:19:47 PM

All that is bullstuff, the first one happened RIGHT after the Columbine school shooting, and all schools where paranoid. The other one with the kid accepting the Midol tablets is agreeable seeing that's always been a rule even today I disagree with it over loving Ibprophen.

Oasis · November 15, 2009, 04:30:05 PM

My school took away plastic knifes from lunch...

Marcem · November 15, 2009, 04:32:33 PM

Quote from: JJA0 on November 15, 2009, 03:34:42 PM

Blood

Child dies of blood loss while writing a 2 page essay.

Next?

Also, AIDS. Now children have to write in urine!

Muzzles56 · November 15, 2009, 04:33:13 PM

Quote from: Marcem on November 15, 2009, 04:32:33 PM

Also, AIDS. Now children have to write in urine!

Urine has diseases in it!
Children now have to write with Blockland

Wynd_Fox · November 15, 2009, 04:33:53 PM

Everyone is happy.

Solid · November 15, 2009, 04:53:02 PM

Children could right with squares of granite.

Nightzet467 · November 15, 2009, 05:02:42 PM

Quote from: Muzzles56 on November 15, 2009, 04:33:13 PM

Urine has diseases in it!
Children now have to write with Blockland

Blockland has words, children must not write

JJA0 · November 15, 2009, 05:03:01 PM

Quote from: Wynd_Fox on November 15, 2009, 04:33:53 PM

Everyone is happy.

Child dies from faulty electricity

Children must now write with air on walls.

Muzzles56 · November 15, 2009, 05:04:16 PM

Air turns out to be carbon dioxide, as you didnt say oxygen
Children not must write with NOTHING!
Schools out forever!
I win the thread

Nightzet467 · November 15, 2009, 05:07:50 PM

Quote from: Muzzles56 on November 15, 2009, 05:04:16 PM

Air turns out to be carbon dioxide, as you didnt say oxygen
Children not must write with NOTHING!
Schools out forever!
I win the thread

I believe I already won

JJA0 · November 15, 2009, 05:11:33 PM

Quote from: Muzzles56 on November 15, 2009, 05:04:16 PM

Children not must write with NOTHING!

What?

My school took away all the fun stuff like going outside cause its dangerous and we cant have doge-ball because its dangerous and we cant do loving anything. They guard the dam doors when we are in the lunchroom because if you open the doors we might hurt someone!