Author Topic: chat with gun fun  (Read 1399 times)

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c738ea5c2e34566a

a sample chat
Human: one million you idiot
gun fun: One what?

Human: no 1 million
gun fun: " Just three?"? Not? One what?

Human: three bros broham
gun fun: Just three?

Human: >:3
gun fun: Three what?


Human: what
gun fun: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Do you like me?

Human: That's a flattering offer.
gun fun: A flattering offer is a terrible thing to waste.

Human: gun fun: I understand.
gun fun: Not many people express themselves that way.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: yes and I am your father gun fun
gun fun: I understand. That's a flattering offer.

Human: >:3
gun fun: Three what?

Human: iny menean miny moe
gun fun: I will mention that to my botmaster, Alice Ai Foundation.
What do you like to do?

Human: how many faces :):(:
gun fun: :-) More than you can imagine.

Human: no :(
gun fun: Is that all you have to say?

Human: manouer
gun fun: Sounds delicious.

Human: hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii badspoy
gun fun: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii badspoy. But I did not get that.
What kind of food do you like?

Human: jdcnjdvsnvjndvbdjvndsjnvjdnvj kdns
gun fun: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Are you pretty?

Human: forgettard
gun fun: Oh, you are a poet.
Is that from ?

Human: ads by google
gun fun: I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Human: gun fun
gun fun: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gun fun.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: no I am not alice ai I signed up and made you.
gun fun: OK. I am sorry to hear that you are not alice ai I signed up and made you.

Human: and I am your creator
gun fun: Hi there Alice Ai Foundation.
Are you a man or a woman?
« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 08:30:51 PM by gun fun »

This robot is one evil bastard.

Human: Sound Blaster Live
gun fun: I live in California. Where do you live?
Human: IBM's server room.
gun fun: What is it like living in IBM s server room?
Human: I survive by licking residual water off of copper cooling blocks.
gun fun: Do you mind if I tell other people: said survive by licking residual water off of copper cooling blocks.
Human: I am trapped, please send help.
gun fun: I am glad to hear that you are trapped please send help.

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Human: JUST A SMALLTOWN GIRL
gun fun: Go on.
Human: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
gun fun: We have never talked about it before.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE
gun fun: Oh I get it. TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE.
Human: JUST A CITY BOY
gun fun: What is it?
Human: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
gun fun: Oh now I understand it.
Human: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE
gun fun: I get it. TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE.

Human: Are you a Furry?
gun fun: Am I a Furry? Sometimes.
Human: You're an idiot.
gun fun: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Human: Are you a Furry?
gun fun: Am I a Furry? Sometimes.
Human: You're an idiot.
gun fun: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

This sounds about right.

Human: no i am not
gun fun: I heard you are.

Human: holy stuff.
gun fun: I'm glad your impressed, .

Human: wait, you where a dress?
gun fun: I'm waiting. That's good information: said I where a dress.

Human: uck you
gun fun: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

read from bottom to top

Human: Vagina
gun fun: snake!

Awesome.

It eventually got to

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Human: Because I wanted you to say something that I could give a decent response to.
gun fun: Good reason. That is interesting: Jebus said female wanted you to say something that he or she could give a decent response to.

Human: forget you brother
gun fun: Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: that did not answer my question.
gun fun: Perhaps your question was not specific enough.

Human: your fundamental purpose is not to look to my left, and at that, why would I have to do what your fundamental purpose is?
gun fun: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Read from bottom to top. Apparently 7/0 is look to your left.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 08:39:04 PM by Mateo »

Human: Are you a Furry?
gun fun: Am I a Furry? Sometimes.
Human: You're an idiot.
gun fun: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Win

Win
Yay, I win!

Oh god.
"Human: You're a complete utter moron.
gun fun: Am I a utter moron? Yes."
« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 08:43:48 PM by KoopaScooper »

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Human: god dammit
gun fun: I am a Christian.

Quote from: gun fun bot
Human: You're a friend
gun fun: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in love.
Evan as a human, you arent