Author Topic: The Ironic game  (Read 1688 times)

I will never gamble every again! Care to make a wager on the statement?
lol

Yes, Thank you for the teleporter.

I am a pacifist! I'm going to punch you in the face for making this thread.

If you do that, I will call the authorities.
Dont tell them about my weed stash though

Weed is bad for you br0. Speaking of weed, may I have some of yours? I ran out of money.

Weed is illegal, so it must be bad!  Be right back, going to grab a cigarette.

Traffic Jam, when you're already late. A no smoking sign on your cigarette break. It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. It's meeting the man of your dreams, and meeting his beautiful wife. And isn't it Ironic? Don't ya think?

It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride that you've already paid. It's the good advice that you just can't take. Who woulda' thought? It figures!



It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride that you've already paid. It's the good advice that you just can't take. Who woulda' thought? It figures!

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Chorus

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Repeat Chorus


Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
Repeat Chorus


Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out  


There... I believe I win...

<Causes Irony Paradox>


The richest man in the world winning the lottery
Seth Macfarlane making a live action comedy.
Steve Jobs endorsing Windows 7.
Jesus Christ not going to heaven.
Yeah everybody that's irony.


Wrote that myself.




My Irony Paradoxes are winning