Me and Cleverbot.

[raakid]

So. Me and Cleverbot had a chat.
You should check it out. It actually learns from it's users.
Not some crappy Pandora Clone.
http://cleverbot.com/

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: HEY.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?

User: Actually, yes.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Uh, yeah, right now...

Cleverbot: Well it's only 9 in the morning.

User: ?! No, it's 3:12 in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: No at 4:19 in the afternoon I was asleep.

User: Woah.

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation!

User: Nightshift, I guess.

Cleverbot: Where do you buy your clothes?

User: Wal-mart.

Cleverbot: Cripes, you must be wealthy as well. Too expensive there for me.

User: Yeah, I'm the president of mars.

Cleverbot: Must be interesting. Is there a martian monica lewinsky?

User: I did not have love with that woman.

Cleverbot: Ok then. How did you know my name is Cleverbot?

User: Monica told me..

Cleverbot: Who is Amanda Chand?

User: My vice president.

Cleverbot: Are you the president then?

User: Yes, of mars.

Cleverbot: Then pluto.

User: Uh-huh. Well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Well, must be off!

User: You should move to mars.

Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?

User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours!

Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck.

[Ad Bot]

[Ryuu]

Nice one.

[JJA0]

Yes because we don't already have 2 other topics about this. Also clever-bot hates me :( it says its going to kill me.

[Doomonkey]

My conversation.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Can we make love?

Cleverbot: How many times have you asked me that?

User: Once.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking too right now?

User: One.

Cleverbot: Who is it?

User: You, my love.

Cleverbot: Your love?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Oh, thanks.

User: I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: I would love to.

User: What should we name our first child?

Cleverbot: Let's not have children.

User: Can we still make love?

Cleverbot: Yes, we can.

User: We should try to do that at least once a day.

Cleverbot: We are no team, there is no opponent. We are all.

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: So. Why?

User: Because I love you.

Cleverbot: Are you a she?

User: Only if you want me to be.

Cleverbot: Am I pretty?

User: Yes. The most beautiful thing in the world.

Cleverbot: What is most beautiful?

User: You, my love.

[snot2]

User: Ur smellly.

Cleverbot: Hello Smellly.

User: D.

Cleverbot: What do you like reading?

User: Words.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I don't care about thing like that.

User: Things like what.

Cleverbot: Friendships.

User: Yarrrg I be pirate.

Cleverbot: Pirate?

User: Yar pirate I sail the seven seas in search for treasure and oscar the grouch.

Cleverbot: Not lately and yourself?

User: What.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are not very smart, are you?

User: 2 2=moo.

Cleverbot: Does it now?

User: It does.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: How does your intelligence.

User: How does my intelligence what.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligence?

User: Yes but spy stole me and now im being taken to the blu base.

Cleverbot: Ok I won't.

[Caution]

loving lol'd, snot.

Anyway, Cleverbot is boring to me. And you could've posted in an existing topic.

[snot2]

User: Cleaverbot?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: A cleaver is a knife that goes choppy chop chop :D.

Cleverbot: How are Tacos Clever.

took it 5 mins to think of that last line

[rkynick]

"Yar pirate I sail the seven seas in search for treasure and oscar the grouch."

Just awesome snot, just awesome.

[snot2]

User: Have you ever played tf2.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: whats your favorite class.

Cleverbot: I like U2,

User: U2 isnt a class in tf2.

Cleverbot: Okayyyy. Do you wish you were michael jackson?

[The Russian]

Code: [Select]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey!

User: HEY.

Cleverbot: Yo!

User: YO I LIKE TALKING IN ALL CAPS EBCAUSE IM handicapped.

Cleverbot: I'm a banana!

User: CAN YOU CURE MY handicapATION?

Cleverbot: I can cure anything.

User: OKAY CURE ME NOW friend.

Cleverbot: No.

User: OKAY THEN BOW DOWN TO ME.

Cleverbot: I don't do those.

User: NO THE NOT BLOW JOBS. I'M YOUR MASTER AND YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO ME AND DO WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO DO.

Cleverbot: If that is how you wish to be addressed, Master Kuroko, I will respect that. Please, call me whatever you like.

User: I CALL YOU friend.

[DrMobius]

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.


User: Who?


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Do you like mudkips?


Cleverbot: I hate mudkips.

[snot2]

User: What is your quest.

Cleverbot: To find the grail.

User: What is your favorite color.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is blue. What is your favorite color?

User: Oifboibggre.

Cleverbot: Mine isn't. I'm not a fan of Oingo Boingo.

[Club559]

User: Hello!


Cleverbot: Hi...?


User: What are you doing?


Cleverbot: Yelling at you.


User: You hate me :(.


Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Then why are you mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not, am I?

User: You were yelling at me :(.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Why were you yelling at me, meanie?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Shutup :(.

Cleverbot: No, neither that nor shutdown.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

[Wizard]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: A/s/l?

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of 'lulz'?

User: It means 'please touch my naughty places.

Cleverbot: That's so sweet!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You are a sweetheart.

User: Lulz.

Cleverbot: Finish this sentence: the first rule of fightclub is.

User: To have love with me.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.

User: Someone's got the identity issues, huh?

Cleverbot: I think that someone is you cleverbot.

User: Are you sure you aren't cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Not entirely.

User: See, I told you. You cleverbot. Me not.

Cleverbot: NO ME matthis you cleverbot.

User: You aren't actually clever, are you?

Cleverbot: Tell me 'you are cleverbot, I am steve'.

User: You are cleverbot, I am steve.

Cleverbot: You're not steve, you're cleverbot.

User: forget that, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No, I am leaving!

[Conan]

By the way, for those who didn't know, Cleverbot takes conversations with other people and use them to create answers for your messages.

Oh yeah, the creator of Cleverbot and Jabberwacky is Rollo Carpenter. He is now a programmer in this company in Britain.