Author Topic: Cats - They're douches >:[(But I still love them)  (Read 2450 times)

Forget 'bout hate.


WHAT THE HECK YOU STOLE MY CAT! GIVE ME PUMKIN BACK!
No, really. my cat looks exactly like that.


What I don't understand is why people name their cats.

I think the name "Cat" fits perfectly to any cat, so I usually end up calling my friends cats "Cat".

What I don't understand is why people name their cats.
Because I got 5 of them.

What I don't understand is why people name their cats.

I think the name "Cat" fits perfectly to any cat, so I usually end up calling my friends cats "Cat".
Okay Human. How are you today?

Because I got 5 of them.

Hello Human, I was talking to Human the other day. Human was talking about what Human did to Human and I personally think that's something someone shouldn't do.

Human: Hay my name is Human.
Human: Hay man, my name is Human too!
Human: Thats great man!
Human: SSSShhhhh Mrs. Human is coming!
Human: ok ok..
Mrs. Human: Ok class I will begin by calling attendance.
Mrs. Human: Human.
Human: Here!
Mrs: Human: Human.
Human: Here I am!.
Mrs. Human: Human....
Mrs. Human: is Human here? Anyone seen Human?
Human: No we havent Mrs. Human.
Mrs. Human: Alright then, she is marked absent then.

I know everything about you humans.
You over there!




I love cats. I think they're cool creatures.

I love cats. I think they're cool creatures.


They know how to do the *Uns uns uns uns uns*. They are born with that skill.

What I don't understand is why people name their cats.

I think the name "Cat" fits perfectly to any cat, so I usually end up calling my friends cats "Cat".

If I ever got a pet, I plan to make it what it is.

If I ever got a pet, I plan to make it what it is.

Thats just mean, a cat is a person too. Just a lower scale of intelligence, animals dont know what death is and don't know itll happen to them in the future.

Thats just mean, a cat is a person too. Just a lower scale of intelligence, animals dont know what death is and don't know itll happen to them in the future.

Look at parents who name their son "Guy."

Thats just mean, a cat is a person too. Just a lower scale of intelligence, animals dont know what death is and don't know itll happen to them in the future.
Cats don't have souls.. you won't see them in heaven/hell. Or any animal.