Post your epicly random dreams and nightmares.

[mr. happyface]

OK... so this "nightmare" i had when i was like... 3 years old or somthing, but i was in my bed with a big turkey that reminded me of big bird sniffing around in my room. next thing i know, he's looming above me smelling me and saying i don't care. I wake up crying. The end. oh and i recently had a dream a cow looked in at me thru the window and not from the ground, but it's head was right in front of the window 0.0 I also had a dream i was a ragdoll being thrown around the blockland bedroom, only it had a reddish tint and occaisonal blood splats on the wall and other places like that.

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[Riot]

 I had an epic dream today, the kind where you are in control and not where the dream makes random things happen and ruin it.

   I slowly open my eyes in the beginning of the dream and notice a hammering sound right by me like a *Thud!* *Thud!* *Thud!* with a sledge hammer. I open my eyes and look toward where the sound was coming from. I see a tall kid with a large hammer hitting the ground next to me. I realised that he was dangerous, and I appeared to be in the middle of nowhere, just bulkheads, and fences. I got up and ran as fast as possible. Then that kid started chasing me and swining he hammer. After that I ran off and lost him, and the story is too awesome and too long because it repeated it self.

[Regulith]

I haven't had a dream in awhile now. I think I'm too stressed and my brain is still thinking too much about the real world.

[WhatevaGuy]

Kind of a recurring 'nightmare' if you will.
About a week ago I fell asleep, and woke up (or so I thought) in the middle of the night.  I looked over at my closet, and there was a thing standing there.  Almost human, except its face.  It seemed as if its lips were sown together, but it was hard to tell (the thing was too far away).
Well, needless to say, I had it again the next night.  I 'woke up' and saw that thing again, except something was different.  It was the next night when I realized what it was--it was closer.  By the sixth night (yesterday) it was close enough to see the truly disturbing features it had.  It had no nose, its mouth was sown together, and it was bleeding from the corner of his lip.  Its eyes were open, but there were no pupils, just a large white orb slowly turning like a greasy marble in a tight space.  It's ears were simply holes in the side of its head.  I was terrified and curios at the same time; curiosity won over, however.  I leaned over the bed to look around the room, and saw its feet.  They were not like my/your feet.  Imagine taking ones foot, and cutting random chunks out of it with a steak knife.
Last night he was not there.  I don't know where it went.  Part of me wants to believe it is gone, but I think last night I may have heard footsteps downstairs.
Just kidding.  That didn't happen.  It would be pretty freaky though, IMO.

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[Dread]

Pulling out endless amounts of stretchy bubblegum lodged in my throat.

[sir dooble]

I had an odd dream a while ago that I was the curator and secutiry guard of this Museum.
However the Museum was made of wood, and just had bits of rubbish Art on the wall, and the occasional skeleton here and there.
Anyway, it's opening time, and people slowly start moving in. They have a look around and spread out, when I notice one kid who was running around way too fast. So, I took pursuit of him, and chased him through a couple of rooms. Suddenly we get into the front area, infront of the Entrance. He pushes over a pedestal with some jug on it and then runs up these wooden stairs. I chase after him again, when I trip over up the stairs, but he did the same. He's trying to crawl away and I crawl up the stairs too. Just as he reaches the top and is about to get on his feet and run again, I lunge for his foot. I can't entirely remember what happened then, but all I remember next was people staring at me in the Museum, and the kid has no leg where I grabbed his foot. (It wasn't torn off Gorey or anything, it just sort of ended) and It turns out I bit his foot off, and had it in my mouth... I got confused then and woke up.

[OneWithFire]

Another dream thread?

[Rughugger]

Another dream thread?

I was about to say the same thing. The old one is still bumpable, isn't it?

[Katamari007]

I was about to say the same thing. The old one is still bumpable, isn't it?

I believe so, I'm tired of all these dream threads :/

[snot2]

i can still remember most of the dreams ive had

[mr. happyface]

I just had one a fat guy was chasing me through my school and i hid in a janitors closet. then a portal opened behind me so what did i do? i jumped in then fell from a sky and when i landed, i blew up.

[OneWithFire]

I had a dream...

Where whites were slaves...

Anyways, try bumping one of the old topics, lock this one, we have like, 4 in circulation.

[Pi]

When I was little I had a dream again and again. I was like a secret agent or something with weird green goggle-type-things on. I rode a brown horse and was followed by a GIANT (9 feet tall) Black widow with a 2 foot hourglass. My horse always died and when I am about to kill the spider, I wake up. This is all from first person view.

[Joeboy]

I had a dream,

Where I was in a lost episode of Red Dwarf. For some reason we were in an armored van barreling through cities and stuffs. Then, I realized something. I recognized where I was. I was in the levels of Tony Hawk's Underground 2. I realized it when we were driving through a building in the Australia level. But there was one thing odd about this level. It was flooded. Water had covered the beach area of the level. Also, the building we were driving through was on fire. I had a feeling we were in the apocalypse, or something. Well, anyway, I discovered we were trying to save the world by going through these holes in the ground that lead to other parts of the earth, so we could somehow save it. Then 'Operatic - Interested in madness' came on. That's my alarm. (and is also a song that's in Tony Hawk's Underground 2 :D)

[Tom Gunn]

Power rangers surfing on ducks in a whirlpool on a lake in the park.