Post funny chat logs

[Big Brother]

Post any funny chat logs that you feel you'd like to show us.


 

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[Muzzles56]

Lol'd

[A.R.C.]

You never specified what kind of chat, so I'm posting what I can find.

[Ryuu]

About that...

[A.R.C.]

About that...

[Ryuu]

-snip-

About that...

[Saber15]

This was back in TBM, when dshiznit was somewhat tolerable.

<Saber15> plus he types like a person typing with their nose while having a seizure while being shocked
<Dshiznit> rofl
<Dshiznit> worse than me
<Dshiznit> i'm gping to make some high-quality lego research since i'm bored
<Dshiznit> it'll have more than 2 frames this time
<Dshiznit> is there a loveual position most people prefer?

An intellectual conversation on STEAM:

8:58 PM - Saber15: BARNEY DIES AT THE END
8:59 PM - Phycosymo: lolwut
8:59 PM - Saber15: BARNEY IN HL2 IS REALLY ADRIAN IN DISGUISE
8:59 PM - Saber15: IT'S TRUE BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH NAMES WITH 'A's
8:59 PM - Phycosymo: Then that means
8:59 PM - Saber15: AND HOLY stuff THEY HAVE LAST NAMES THEY'RE CONNECTED
8:59 PM - Phycosymo: Gordon freeman
8:59 PM - Saber15: IS REALLY THE GMAN'S SECOND COUSIN
9:00 PM - Phycosymo: and is also the demoman
9:00 PM - Phycosymo: gOrDoN frEEMAN
9:00 PM - Phycosymo: take out some of the words and rearrange it
9:00 PM - Phycosymo: and you get
9:00 PM - Phycosymo: DEMOMAN
9:00 PM - Phycosymo: oh yeah and add a second M
9:06 PM - Saber15: AS I WAS SAYING
9:06 PM - Saber15: DOG IS SECRETLY DOCTOR BREEN
9:06 PM - Phycosymo: YEAH
9:06 PM - Saber15: MOVE THE MIDDLE LINE IN E AND YOU GET A G
9:06 PM - Phycosymo: REMEMBER WHEN THE COMBINE SAID THEY WERE GOING TO PUT BREEN IN A HOST BODY
9:07 PM - Phycosymo: BREEN WAS PUT INTO DOG
9:08 PM - Saber15: AND ALYX AND MOSSMAN SWITCHED BODIES
9:08 PM - Saber15: WHICH IS WHY ALYX IS SO loving ANNOYING NOW
9:08 PM - Saber15: HEY GORDON THAT FLASHLIGHT IS BRIGHT
9:09 PM - Saber15: HEY GORDON DON'T SHINE THAT IN MY EYES
9:09 PM - Saber15: HOLY stuff
9:09 PM - Phycosymo: THE GMAN IS ACTUALLY GARRY NEWMAN
9:09 PM - Saber15: NO THAT'S GABE
9:09 PM - Phycosymo: BUT
9:09 PM - Phycosymo: GMAN ISNT FAT
9:09 PM - Saber15: GABE NEWELL GARRY NEWMAN
9:09 PM - Phycosymo: HE CANT BE GABE
9:10 PM - Saber15: GABRY NEWMELL
9:10 PM - Phycosymo: YEAH
9:10 PM - Phycosymo: THERE WE GO
9:10 PM - Phycosymo: GMAN IS A FUSION OF GABE NEWELL AND GARRY NEWMAN
9:10 PM - Saber15: MINUS A FEW HUNDRED POUNDS OF BODYMASS
9:10 PM - Saber15: WHICH IS STORED IN HIS BRIEFCASE
9:10 PM - Phycosymo: EXACTLY
9:10 PM - Saber15: WHICH IS WHERE HE ALSO HIDES THE COMPANION CUBE
9:11 PM - Saber15: HIS SEPARATED SIAMESE TWIN
9:11 PM - Saber15: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS
9:11 PM - Phycosymo: YAEH
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: KLEINER IS ACTUALLY A VORTIGAUNT
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: IN EP2
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: YOU SEE HIM
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: IN HIS VORTIGAUNT FORM
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: WHY WOULD YOU THINK ANY NORMAL VORT WOULD WEAR A LABCOAT
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: WHIC
9:12 PM - Phycosymo: LOOKS LIKE KLEINERS
9:13 PM - Phycosymo: Lamarr is actualy the medic
9:13 PM - Saber15: DURR

Bishop Beo: Numerous fire code violations also
»TechnoticNinja©«: This does not pass my state inspection.
»TechnoticNinja©«: RIGHT BEO
Bishop Beo: It is condemned.
Bishop Beo: Yes, right.
Bishop Beo: I am a Bishop/Building Inspector
Bishop Beo: I inspect buildings then bless them
»TechnoticNinja©«: Damn, god must love you
iforgotaboutit<STEAM_0:1:25782619> spodel models/props_phx/gears/spur9.mdl
»TechnoticNinja©«: So TALENTED
Bishop Beo: God thinks I'm the loving stuff
Saber15<STEAM_0:1:1811798> spawned model models/hunter/plates/plate025x075.mdl
iforgotaboutit<STEAM_0:1:25782619> spawned model models/mechanics/roboticslarge/claw_guide2l.mdl
Gave Bishop Beo a 'gold_star' rating.
iforgotaboutit<STEAM_0:1:25782619> spawned model models/mechanics/roboticslarge/clawl.mdl
Gave S.E.D. a '-1/4' rating.
noclip OFF
iforgotaboutit<STEAM_0:1:25782619> spawned model mo/mechanics/roboticslarge/claw_hub_8l.mdl
] stopsounds
noclip ON
Bishop Beo: "Oh damn that Bishop Beo, carrying out my good work like no other!"

Saber15: forget there's no gravy
Saber15: how can a man get biscuits and gravy when there's NO GRAVY
(RC)Skyu: just biscuits?
Saber15: NO
(RC)Skyu: D:
Saber15: THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD >:C
Saber15: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY EAT BISCUITS
(RC)Skyu: FORGIVE ME
Saber15: I(RC)Skyu: ok
Saber15: FOR FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.99$
(RC)Skyu: dookay
(RC)Skyu: forget
๖ۣۜReaper ®: damn it
๖ۣۜReaper ®: popcorn!
Saber15: PLUS S & H
(RC)Skyu: thats more then my allowance

[Niliscro]

Edit:
:p
you edited.

[Big Brother]

boomp

[Inv3rted]

This happened prior to a flight.

[16:17] Kaphix: omg do airplane fap and you're cool
[16:18] Rex: been there
[16:18] Rex: done that
[16:18] Kaphix: ya
[16:18] Rex: ya I'm a horny little forgeter
[16:18] Rex: 3 times a day wtf
[16:18] Kaphix: put a hole in the side of the plane
[16:18] Kaphix: and plug it with your snake
[16:18] Kaphix: and then use that as a vagina
[16:18] Kaphix: and hope it doesnt rip your snake out
[16:18] Kaphix: ya
[16:18] Rex: no I use vacuum toilet
[16:18] Rex: :D?
[16:18] Kaphix: ffff

And another:

[22:12] Kaphix: worst part is i have to go visit my mom today
[22:12] Kaphix: f
[22:12] Rex: same thing
[22:12] Kaphix: ffffff
[22:12] Kaphix: fffffffffff
[22:12] Kaphix: ffffffffffffffffff
[22:12] Rex: wait what happened to your mom
[22:12] Kaphix: she went crazy again

[Miga]

Anomalous: Of course with you, outside of l4d we've niether of can seem to get connected via our methods of madness.
[Team Intel GMA] マイガ (Miga): Indeed
Anomalous: God damn, that was the best broken sentence I've ever writ.
[Team Intel GMA] マイガ (Miga): wait
[Team Intel GMA] マイガ (Miga): Woah, I actually understood it
[Team Intel GMA] マイガ (Miga): but reading back on it
[Team Intel GMA] マイガ (Miga): I'm like "what"

[Inv3rted]

Post more, cigarettes.

[gun fun]

why'd you mureder it?

[WhatevaGuy]

why'd you mureder it?

It was a witness, and he couldn't take chances.

Oh, the picture?  Read the text.

[Wynd_Fox]

You never specified what kind of chat, so I'm posting what I can find.

I feel special. And disturbed.