Author Topic: Twilight: Eclipse 2010  (Read 3857 times)



Twilight is such stuff, it's unbelievable. Absolutely UNBELIEVABLE. How can such a worthless excuse for literature become so popular? It perplexes me so, hearing about Twilight drives me loving insane.

Thank loving god, I really needed this. Every girl that I know has been talking about twlight ever since it came out. After reading this, I feel a lot better.

as the werewolf pack and the Cullen clan join together to fight a new breed of vampires.

Hoh stuff- do they mean actual vampires?

Or are they talking about gay vampires who prance about in the sunlight making the world a better place with their happiness and joy, giving all the fangirls more eyecandy to talk about in excruciatingly high pitched voices?

...If it's the first one it may be worth watching. Even though the main characters will undoubtedly win, the fact that one or some of them may die makes me almost want to see it.

If it's the latter, then no.

Nobody gives a stuff about Twilight on the internet because as we all know, there are no girls on the internet.

At first when I read the whole Jacob and Edward and Bella love triangle thing I thought:
Okay so, Bella is in love with Edward and Jacob while Edward and Jacob are secretly gay for each other?

Hey guys let's either not realize Regulith is making a joke or make it impossible to tell if we're playing along with it jokingly or not
apparently no one did, 'cept me ;)


Might as well release this movie in 2012  :cookieMonster:

Twilight is for girls.

Quote from: Blockland Statistics
Male to Female Ratio: 18.8:1

I do not believe this thread was needed.

You guys are just jealous because your gfs talk about edwards chest :cookieMonster:

You guys are just jealous because your gfs talk about edwards chest :cookieMonster:
:(

You guys are just jealous because your gfs talk about edwards chest :cookieMonster:
I wish :(

You guys are just jealous because your gfs talk about edwards chest :cookieMonster:
It drove me insane.
Robert Pattinson looks like a girl for forgets sake.

"ur just jealus becuz u cant wrght gud as stepehnie mayer"