I've heard worse. He most likely lied just to sound cool.
I'm marrying my dog.Amicoolyet?
I just killed myself.
I ate though guys for dinner.
How u make bebis den?
Aw.Would've been great if you said that you would print them :(
I know for sure because he told me. He would never say that to sound cool. That's not cool in any way possible.
He was obviously lying, you goddamn moron.