Pranks

[Kyzor]

Post pranks that you've pulled or pranks that've been pulled on you. I'll start.

So today as I was talking to my friend on the phone, my doorbell rang. I went to answer it. I open the door and what do you know, there's a brown paper bag, set on fire, sitting on my front porch. I wrench the door open and (right here I should've recalled the scene from Disturbia where the two kids leave the flaming paper bag full of dog stuff on his porch) I stomp it out. But wait, what's that in the bag? Oh yeah, dog stuff. So now I have dog stuff all over my good Vans, there's dog stuff all over my front porch, and to top it off, I didn't see who the kids were; they booked it before I opened the door. Damn kids.

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[Tremrist]

Chase after them, then throw the bag into there faces.

[D3ATH]

Isn't it obvious that burning brown bag has stuff in it? You could of used water to put the fire out. :o

[A.R.C.]

Wow.
Why the forget would you step on fire, do you have boots with +30 fire resistance?

[Kyzor]

Isn't it obvious that burning brown bag has stuff in it? You could of used water to put the fire out. :o

See, I realized that right as my foot was coming down for the first stomp. And I didn't get water because the first thing I thought of was to stomp it out.

Edit:

Wow.
Why the forget would you step on fire, do you have boots with +30 fire resistance?

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[A.R.C.]

I STEPS ON FIRE

NO WAY MY FEETS CATCH ON FIRE

NOPE NOPE

[D3ATH]

And you don't care if your Vans get burned, but you care when you step into stuff? :o

[DarthVolga]

:P A while back me and my friends were messing around so we caught a black widow in the basement then put it in a container till it died. So anyways, we put it into an ice cube tray and froze it. Then next time when this kid we knew named Tyler came over, we offered him some Soda and threw the ice cube with the black widow frozed in it inside his cup. Took him a few minutes to realize but it was pretty funny when he realized.

That was like 3 years ago though :/

[Menen]

Open a door. Then close it in someone's face.

Laugh at them.

[A.R.C.]

Open a door. Then close it in someone's face.

Laugh at them.

Why do I think that everytime I walk near a closed door it's going to open into my face?

[Kyzor]

And you don't care if your Vans get burned, but you care when you step into stuff? :o

[scientific]My Vans weren't touching the flame long enough each time for combustion to initiate. Besides, their soles are composed of rubber, rubber does not combust easily.[/scientific]

Edit:

Open a door. Then close it in someone's face.

Laugh at them.

I've actually done that before.

[A.R.C.]

[scientific]My Vans weren't touching the flame long enough each time for combustion to initiate. Besides, their soles are composed of rubber, rubber does not combust easily.[/scientific]

Burning is not combustion.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Open a door. Then close it in someone's face.

Laugh at them.

I've done that once or twice.

[Kyzor]

Burning is not combustion.

You do realize you just said "burning is not burning," right?

[A.R.C.]

You do realize you just said "burning is not burning," right?

Your mother isn't burning.