Author Topic: Once we die...  (Read 7690 times)


I want to kill myself, if anyone else kills me first I'ma be SO PISSED!

Old age, or a quick death.

I want to kill myself, if anyone else kills me first I'ma be SO PISSED!

They do it in ancient China by eating a mouth full of forget salt.

Quick not knowing. Something like a bomb.

You might survive it.

Big boom. Grenades around my waist. My guts and brains in the hair only to splat in an old ladys hair.

They do it in ancient China by eating a mouth full of forget salt.

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(7:04:36 PM) Sheezy: death is a very deadly thing that can cause dying


I take a polar bear a black bear and a panda bear and I take them to a space station on the moon. Then I battle the bears in zero gravity combat while the final count down is playing.


I will be hopping on the -500 degrees mountains of the X-12 Zarg planet. I will fight the evil space ninjas with only a toothpick, some dynamite, and a gun that fires lava. I will shoot the ninjas but one will strike me from behind and I will fly towards space, to be hit by a kunai, quick but painlessly, and then i will soar through the cosmos as a comet that never goes out. <3 Or just like the OP. Oh, and the final battle music from Bowser's Inside Story will play. :3

I want to die giving birth to my first son at home at night during a heavy hail storm with the thunder and lightning booming and flashing outside while the town celebrates "Old timey 1800's Theme Day" in which everyone and everything looks, dresses, and talks as if it was the 1800's.

Now, that's how I would die if I was a woman, which I am not.