Human head found in burger, and can monkeys die from stab wounds?

[Riot]

 Your answers here from the worlds top scientists, and news reporters.
First off: Can monkeys die from stab wounds?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg&feature=related

Second: Human head found in burger?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JUu8sHpH6Y&feature=related

Bring your daughter to war day?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqpEacxdS0&feature=related

Ninja parade?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM&feature=related

Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First loveual Predator?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5ArW3Ncfo&feature=PlayList&p=58NKeitRqbE

Best one: eMom and Face Twitterz:
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu4zMvE6FH4&feature=PlayList&p=BwEUZO6cm0Y

E.T was found on the Mexican/USA border!
A: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=theonion&annotation_id=annotation_219611&feature=iv

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[DaSord213]

I got a headache from laughing so hard!
The more you think about it, the funnier it gets!

[Riot]

 Damn, You are the first to get the joke! :D

[Masterlegodude]

Is it just me, or is Youtube not wanting to load today? :(

[Riot]

:C

[Moriarty]

The Onion
hahahah

[LaCuckooRacha]

I love these.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Lol'd

[WhatevaGuy]

Oh, The Onion.
I knew it from the title. :D

Haven't seen stuff from them in such a long time, thanks for reminding me 'bout 'em.

[Kalphiter]

Pervatasaurus

[Cheemo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

[Hazard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

EDIT: How do you make a link that doesn't say the URL? For example: Link but it actually leads to something.

[Plasmus]

Well no stuff multiple stab wounds will hurt monkeys.

[Kalphiter]

Well no stuff multiple stab wounds will hurt monkeys.

Really, did you expect real news from The Onion?

[Daedalus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

EDIT: How do you make a link that doesn't say the URL? For example: Link but it actually leads to something.

You would do this:
OHAI[ /url]
EDIT: Holy stuff, that didn't work. Here:
[ url= URL HERE ]OHAI[/url]
Without the spaces.