Author Topic: I'm learning how to drive!  (Read 3069 times)


Hit people

Get points.
What about mail boxes, light posts, etc?

Those just damage you.
Go through hoops for extra time.

Hit people

Get points.

Old lady in a wheelchair = two points!

Old lady in a wheelchair = two points!
She dented my car! -1 point

Hit the speed boosters and make sharp turns or else you hit the building...

First, hit the instructor in the face with a baseball bat.
Then, mount a machine gun to the front, then shoot an old lady in a blue car with it.

First, hit the instructor in the face with a baseball bat.
Then, mount a machine gun to the front, then shoot the old lady in a blue Prius with it.

Fuxed.





The hardest part about driving is not learning how to drive, it is learning how to watch out for other drivers.

RUN OVER ALL TEH PEDESTRIANS YOU SEE!

Don't ever hit the accelerator with any force.