Quotes from books that can be taken the wrong way

[Moriarty]

She put the key in and turned it. It took two hands to do it, but it did turn.
-secret garden
Post em or laugh at em, i dont care.

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[WhatevaGuy]

And then I thrust it in!  Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it!  I moved slowly...
~The Tell-Tale Heart; Edgar Allen poe

[SuperToxic]

"The"
~The Cat In The Hat; Dr. Suess

[WhatevaGuy]

"The"
~The Cat In The Hat; Dr. Suess

Seuss*

[Moriarty]

And then I thrust it in!  Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it!  I moved slowly...
~The Telltale Heart; Edgar Allen poe

lol

[Pi]

lol

Lol.

[Inv3rted]

And then I thrust it in!  Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it!  I moved slowly...
~The Telltale Heart; Edgar Allen poe

That's a poem, bro.

[SuperToxic]

That's a poem, bro.

Poems can be compiled into books.

[Moriarty]

secret garden
...she was so hot and breathless that she was obliged to stop.
She did not mind much because she had already counted up to thirty

[Retz]

And then I thrust it in!  Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it!  I moved slowly...
~The Telltale Heart; Edgar Allen poe

TAKE THY BEAK OUT OF THEEE HOLE

[Inv3rted]

Poems can be compiled into books.

ur mom

[WhatevaGuy]

That's a poem, bro.

Really?
The form I read it in wasn't a poem.
Oh well.

[snot2]

"but he was still hungry"

[Ector]

"...and used the vaginal skin as hats, like trophies for winning a competition."

[Thorax]

"...and used the vaginal skin as hats, like trophies for winning a competition."

Book?