Author Topic: I have an odd sleeping disorder  (Read 2818 times)

I can sleep talk. Not that amazing, but it turns out I've been sleep stealing, sleep posting and sleep eating as well.

For sleep stealing, I've been stealing major amounts of cash from my parents bedroom. About 600-700 euro in all.

Sleep posting.
I've gotten onto my psp and asked about 20 friends if they have weed. How? I have no loving idea.
That or I was pissed, I think I was probably pissed though  :cookieMonster:

Sleep eating.
Yum yum raw meat. :(

Use the stolen money to hire a psychiatrist.



That's quite interesting. Maybe you should get that checked out?

Keep this disorder over there, please.

You have won, good sir.

I sleep fight. I seriously racked my own father in my sleep.

 A while back my mom checked on me all the time at 4AM, found out that I kick the wall constantly over and over in my sleep. My friend sleep fights, he told me in one dream he was being attacked by this huge heavy dude and was about to rip him in half, back in the real world my friend was screaming and waving his hands in the air.

Wouldn't it suck to sleep Self Delete?


Wouldn't it suck to sleep Self Delete?
I will never sleep again.
:(

Keep this disorder over there, please.
If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be alive. Unless you're a native indian.

If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be alive. Unless you're a native indian.
I just told you do keep it in Europe.

If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be alive. Unless you're a native indian.
Actually, we'd probably still be alive.

My friend sleep fights, he told me in one dream he was being attacked by this huge heavy dude and was about to rip him in half, back in the real world my friend was screaming and waving his hands in the air.
Lol I do that too

I know a few people that sleep-(Insert action here).