My method (Not for underaged children.)

[Skyler97]

Okay, masterbation. How do you NOT get caught effectively while using researcho? My method.
1. Place dog in room

2. Close door.

3. Do buissness while watching dog. Note: do this while your parents are not home. Watch dog and if he gets up and paces or acts weird, turn it off.

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[Antallion]

What?

[Hazard]

hi i am 8 and wat is this

[Tremrist]

You are an underaged child.
I am almost certain.

[Zenthos]

What?

Its actually a good idea...

I stopped doing this, but still.

[Tremrist]

Wait, I don't get that watching the dog when you're parents aren't home is a good way to not get caught.

[Skyler97]

Wait, I don't get that watching the dog when you're parents aren't home is a good way to not get caught.

Dogs are faithful creatures, they can sence loved ones in quite a radius.

[Hazard]

I just do it at night when my parents are asleep. The computer is in the room right next to my bedroom and I'm in the basement and my parent's room is upstairs so I can hear anything if they wake up. Even if they come downstairs, I have more than enough time to delete history, shut down the comp, and get in bed.

Wait, I don't get that watching the dog when you're parents aren't home is a good way to not get caught.

The dog will sense if someone comes home and become anxious.

[Tremrist]

Dogs are faithful creatures, they can sence loved ones in quite a radius.

Wouldn't you hear the door open? and what if we don't have a dog?

[Casio]

Okay, I might as well come out with it; this is just a really stupid topic.

[A.R.C.]

He masturbates to his dog


WAT

[Tremrist]

Okay, I might as well come out with it; this is just a really stupid topic.

He tries to be mature by posting loveual topic, or loveual post's.

[Zenthos]

Problem is, the dog might sense testosterone and can tell you are trying to "mate".


I have no clue, I know they can sense testosterone though.

[Tremrist]

My dog likes to bite alot of stuff, soooooo.

[Caution]

You whack off to your dog?