you still have to say "Please"
Okay then, I'll play this game.
Please-
-Go jump off a cliff
-Smash your face into your keyboard until it bleeds
-Have your sister slam a door in your face
-Walk into a revolving door while it's moving
-Trip up some escalators
-Trip down some stairs
-Just plain trip
-Ride your bike off your roof and eat the ground
-I could go on and on
...
please. Happy now?