Invent another internet.
Run, run far, run fast. Keep running and what ever you do, don't. Turn, Back.
Oh god, this is so old, it's written in simple HTMl
Really? I just reached the first website ever.
Oh my.So what now? Maybe I should just die peacefully like old people do in those things people call life...s?
Awwwwwwww, so cute.