Yes, unoriginal, but penguins are silly.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: the opposite of down
Stranger: lol
You: I'm a penguin
You: by the way
You: thought you should know
Stranger: um ok
Stranger: u a f or m
You: it is difficult to type with flippers but i have had much experience and have evovled with tiny fingers
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
You: what is a f, or an m, exactly, might you explain possibly yes?
Stranger: nevermind dude no offence but ur sorta freakin me out
You: Cool story br0
You: Let's talk about fish
Stranger: dude so ur a pequin
You: mmm, fish.
You: yes, i explained that already i believed so?
Stranger: i dont belive sry
You: why not
Stranger: ok u got me there but idk
You: what is it the part that you are not believing of my being of the penguin sort
Stranger: idk ive never talked to someone that said they were an anamil
You: i see you are new to the internets
You: have you ever met a penguin in person?
Stranger: im not new to the internet and no ive never meet a penquin
Stranger: in person
You: well you're missing out good sir we are very quiet on the screens and things but we have many interesting things to say
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: ..........................
You: so you believe me, rite
Stranger: not really
You: oh this is so frustrating nobody believes me it is unfortunate you think so
Stranger: ya it probly is anaway i g2g l
Stranger: l8tr
You: Problem, stranger?
Stranger: no
You: why so dismissive
Stranger: what the forget does that mean
You: I will have my penguin army crush your puny country. you'll get yours. ALL OF YOU.
You have disconnected.
