Suggestion & Requests - Can i has dis cus i dun find it?/

[Viper]

 I'm getting pissed at some of the "suggestions" and "requests". Some examples are here, here, and here. The list just goes on and on.  Some are just from one person alone.

Discuss.

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[MoogleBoss]

They like them; They want them.

End of story

[Saxophone]

:C whar my request.

[Muzzles56]

GUIEZ CAN J00 MAEK A TURTLE CANUN PLX I RLY WANT WUN I CAN FIN IT

[Viper]

M3 NEEdR CAN SUMONE PLOX GIVE IT 2 ME I GIVE YOU MY AW3SUM SPAC-CHIP.

[Anti-Block]

God loving dammit, Viper, where's my loving tank that shoots god damn lasers.
Now go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

GUIZ GUIZ KAN WII  HAV A NUKE SOO WE KAN LIEK BLO UP STUFF IS YOU DOO I WILL GIVE YOU 

[Colten]

I Have No Idea How To Build Items, So Could Someone Plz Make A Boat? It Would Make You REALLY FAMOUS because It Would Be The First Water Only Vehicle.plz Try!

:'(

[Atomshock]

Eh, like in example 1,
Kalphiter= ...and trolling
Noob: Yeah!!!
I like to screw with these guys, it's fun

[Viper]

:'(

I'm not directing this drama at people who can actually post.  Just to let you know :P