Are you paranoid?

[Riot]

Well, this is a bit off-topic from the little hate-train you've all got going here, and more on the actual topic.

I'm not technically paranoid myself, but given the right occasion or situation arises, I think we all are a little.

 But we are, Humans are nothing but dust in this dark, and astonishingly majestic Universe. To the Universe our existence is nothing, our death is meaningless to its pure and overwhelming size.  
Even the largest star known to man cannot beat the great witness of the night sky for we are here not for reason.
(Insert Scary Music Here.)

Edit: I just scared my self :c
  

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[Niliscro]

I would say that I'm seriously paranoid, but I definitely am sometimes.
Depends on the time of day and if I'm alone or not.

[Inv3rted]

No, I would not take a potshot, but thanks for asking.

Of course.

[goobler402]

Personally, I am Just the usual walking-down-a-dark-road-look-over-the-shoulder paranoid.

[thomas64]

HELL. YES.

[oromis]

WHAT THE HELL STOP LOOKING AT ME!

[MtnDew]

I believe we say farewell at this point in time, too bad I never got to know you.

That rule only applies in drama.

I'm paranoid about stoves.
When i see one, I turn it off.

[Riot]

 paranoid of being eaten alive by ants, jk lol.

[Artificial Blocko]

Inb4Fire

[pixl]

Finished with my woman cus she couldn't help me with my mind.

You all suck

[Madmitten]

i am paranoid when going in my backyard,
places full of trees and spiders
im afraid i might walk into a web.

[A.R.C.]

Only in Morrowind. (Damn cliff racers)

SKREE SKREE SKREE SKREE SKREE SKREE

[Kerog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Geup7o7BQ&feature=related

[Harm94]

I'm not paranoid at the moment, but I know General Omega is.

[Conan]

I do have a fear that ants would eat me alive in my sleep. I also read that on average, you eat about 8 spiders in your sleep in your lifetime. That also made me more scared. Then we moved into a really old house with tons of spiders, and now I'm scared that my paranoia will come true, or that a black widow or something would bite me in my sleep, dooming me to a quiet death.

Who bothered to read what I typed?