Are you paranoid?

[Exoyo]

I have been parnoid all my life, and fear I always will be.  I think alien creatures or zombie things are out to get me.  Everytime if I go to the bathroom or where ever I check in any spot there could be something.  And most of the time I am stressed out and worried (don't ask me about what, it's different things) along with being paranoid. I am extremely paranoid about most things.  Ghosts...  Aliens....   Spiders.....  Zombies.....  Etc...  I feel that things watch me... I feel things moving around me.... Things that are unseen.... I font know how to explain all of this, it's just to much for me, I'm being overwhelmed my paranoia.  Help

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[Exoyo]

I do have a fear that ants would eat me alive in my sleep. I also read that on average, you eat about 8 spiders in your sleep in your lifetime. That also made me more scared. Then we moved into a really old house with tons of spiders, and now I'm scared that my paranoia will come true, or that a black widow or something would bite me in my sleep, dooming me to a quiet death.

Who bothered to read what I typed?

I wish I never read that post... Excuse my while I get something to cover my mouth and body.

[CopBlock]

I am paranoid normally, looking behind me to check the door behind me when on the computter(when after a scary/creepy story), or if someone pulls up a spider fact or something, i get all goosebumpy and paranoid and so on :(

[Jacob/Lee]

I am paranoid normally, looking behind me to check the door behind me when on the computter(when after a scary/creepy story), or if someone pulls up a spider fact or something, i get all goosebumpy and paranoid and so on :(

Pfft, I'm always paranoid due to my mysterious habit of believing every damn lost tapes episode I see
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/

[CopBlock]

Pfft, I'm always paranoid due to my mysterious habit of believing every damn lost tapes episode I see
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/

those are creepy enough to make me stay up for an extra 2-3 hours :(

[Jacob/Lee]

those are creepy enough to make me stay up for an extra 2-3 hours :(

Exactly

[CopBlock]

Exactly

its not too good to watch them at midnight on a school night ;-;

[NickTheSushi]

Pssht, you women. Try surfing on a giant shark in the fires of Hell while fighting a bear 12ft tall with your BARE HANDS

[Jacob/Lee]

Pssht, you women. Try surfing on a giant shark in the fires of Hell while fighting a bear 12ft tall with your BARE HANDS

Are you sure you weren't riding the bear lake monster and fighting a lizard man?

[NickTheSushi]

Are you sure you weren't riding the bear lake monster and fighting a lizard man?

I'm sure.

Now get back in the kitchen and make my loving dinner.

[CopBlock]

I'm sure.

Now get back in the kitchen and make my loving dinner.

does that mean i get to be the one in the bed

[NickTheSushi]

does that mean i get to be the one in the bed

forget YEAH IT DOES.

[CopBlock]

forget YEAH IT DOES.

yayayayay

[Jacob/Lee]

My scariest creatures that I am most afraid of are:
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/dover-demon/ 
   the image is scary as hell
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/death-crawler/
    Killer centipedes?
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/alien/     
            like the action movie with the same name
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/lost-tapes/vampire/
           *Shivers*

You need to see the "Alien" episode to understand what I mean.

[General Nick]

I'm always paranoid that there is a spy in my room disguised as an object, and will backstab me when he has the chance, forget my mother and sap my items!