Your just sad because it's e_net4's birthday.
This topic is a satire on his topic, because I think it's rather annoying when people post it's their birthday.
Profile says you 17.
You don't get the joke.
Now that its your unbirthday, can you undress in front of me?
Instead of replying to this myself, I'll use a previous comment to convey my feelings:
Get out.