Wish Granted, but...

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but I shot it with a tazer while it was in your hand.


I wish for a wish that can't backfire no matter what.

[Ad Bot]

[bµbbler]

Wish granted, but the wish doesn't want itself to come true. Oh well.

I wish for a new brand of bubble soap.

[HellHound]

Wish granted, but it smells horrible.

I wish for Schrodinger's Cat.

[Skorpion]

Wish granted, but the cat is dead and you get blamed for killing it.

I wish for a dustbin made of diamonds.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but I smack you with it killing you.



I wish for a wish that can't backfire and does come true.

[HellHound]

Wish granted, but you use it on a sandwich.

I wish for a diamond.

[Corvette]

Wish granted but the dimand is so heavy it crushes you under it.

I wish for a non-blown up snake.

[Eussorus]

i grant it only for myself.

i wish for there were less idiots on this forum.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but you turn into a mental idiot and everyone hates you.





I wish that Badspot would post here.

[Bomb Kirby]

granted, but he quickly deletes the post

I wish I had $100

[Tango]

granted, but he quickly deletes the post

I wish I had $100

granted, but you get £100
i wish i could come up with a better wish

[Menen]

You come up with a better wish, but since you used your only wish, you can no longer wish.


I wish for a nice glass of Strawberry Lemonade

[Tango]

You come up with a better wish, but since you used your only wish, you can no longer wish.


I wish for a nice glass of Strawberry Lemonade

granted, but you get lemonade strawberry drink.
i wish my snake was bigger

[Skip]

Granted, but only because those boils swell up pretty bad.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Eussorus]

not granted but nothing.