Wish Granted, but...

[Man 2]

Granted, but

I wish for my laptop to have the most powerful processor in the world.
In the compact size of a laptop.
With no further alterations to myself, my environment, my possessions, or my laptop.

[Ad Bot]

[Dexxtter]

Granted but the processor fried within 15 seconds of use.


I wish for an exploding cake.

[TheABELBOTO]

granted, but, you pooped

i did yo mumsy

[Lil D]

No you didn't, thats not even a wish.  Get with the program.

I wish for bad stuff.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but it went bad.

I wish for some cookies.

[tony-0222]

Granted, but the cookie grows arms with razor blades and a snake a tears and slices you apart limb by limb while packing your fudge-hole.



I wish i kick badspot in the balls with steel toed boots and a HUGE spike on the end. Make that 2 huge spikes.
 

[Lil D]

Granted but thats not chocolate...

I wish for Mechwarrior 3 again

[Mr Man]

Granted but the game is broken

I wish for MLP to cease to exist

[blobo]

wish granted but then my little pony makes a new show even more handicapped and hypnotizes everyone for eternity.

i wish for a pet yoshi that would not eat anything i like, or me, or tnt.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but he eats you anyways.



I wish for more Pepsi.

[BanishedLetters]

Wish granted but your pepsi can will explode upon opening.


I wish for a new gaming computer.

[Man 2]

Granted, but it's stolen and the police are quick to find and arrest you.

I wish my dog wouldn't snore.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but instead he bites you all night.



I wish that the flys would leave me alone.

[Kirze]

Granted, but they take over the world instead


I wish for an unwishable wish

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but the wish didn't happen but it was granted.
Wishception accured.





I wish that the wish wasn't a wish.