Wish Granted, but...

[Darksaber530]

Wish granted, but, you wished you didn't wish wishes.

I wish for a level 20 TF2 hat.

[Ad Bot]

[beachbum111111]

Wish granted. But it looks like a snake. I wish I had a 

[blobo]

wish granted but your nes was REALLY a genesis.

i wish for an imaginary lolipop.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted. Enjoy your lollipop of nothingness (in everyone else's mind, that is).

I wish to kill this guy, that guy, and that girl.

[blobo]

wish granted but you were in a hall of mirrors, and that last mirror reflected in a way that made you look like a girl.

i wish for a machine that makes unmeltable snowballs.

[kidplasma]

Wish granted. But the mystical doge must play with you.

I wish for 99999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999$

[Man 2]

Granted, but taxes reduce it to a mere thirty cents.

Damn taxes.

Wouldn't wish for no taxes however, because then the country would fall apart.

I wish for a pencil sharpener.

[jarelash]

Granted, but you cut your finger and it gets seriously infected and you go to hospital.
I wish v21 would have terrain maps.

[rambo1220]

Im Kompressor, and i say no.


I wish for doge's

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get cate,s.

I wish for a sniper, a machine gun, and another random gun that can never run out of ammo or malfunction.

[HellHound]

You get these things, but the gun that won't jam or run out of ammo is a bow and arrow.


I wish for a hug.

[rambo1220]

Wish granted, but you get hugged by a rapist. So we all know what happened.


I wish for wishes wishing for wishes of wishing wishes

[Ipquarx]

Wish granted, but each wish deletes the next wish and you only have 5 minutes to wish

I wish for a braaaaand new caaaar!

[keesfani]

I wish something

[jarelash]

Granted...a giant turd falls from the heavens and crushes you.
I wish i had a lot of beautiful girls around me....