Wish Granted, but...

[Plastiware]

Granted, but all the towels in the world are made of sandpaper.

I wish there was a new Banjo-Kazooie platform game.

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[Snow2]

Granted, but it got everyone excited with dev blogs and such and on the release date it was canceled.

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[Plastiware]

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I wish Rare would release a new Banjo-Kazooie platform game.

[Bomb Kirby]

Granted, but he's the final boss and you have to play as Luigi.

I wish for it to rain marshmallows.

[Plastiware]

Granted, but he's the final boss and you have to play as Luigi.

I think I would actually enjoy that.  (next poster, respond to Bomb Kirby's wish)

[Darksaber530]

Granted, but he's the final boss and you have to play as Luigi.

I wish for it to rain marshmallows.

Wish Granted, but the marshmallows are meteor sized and crush you.
I wish for the CRAY supercomputer for gaming :D

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a wish.

[Electrk]

Granted, but you get stuck in an infinite loop of wishing for wishes.

I wish for

[Plastiware]

Granted, but you get stuck in an infinite loop of wishing for wishes.

I wish for

You have to wish for something, jackass.


Granted, but you used your first wish to wish for another wish, so now you're stuck with one wish again.

I wish Mega Man would appear in the next Smash Bros.

[bloody jumper]

you get

I wish I was transferred to a different school.

[Electrk]

Granted, but then you get killed in a school shooting.

I wish for something. 

[ShadowYoshi294]

I'll be nice to you, so that thing will be a diamond-covered floppy diskThat breaks.

I wish for 3 more wishes!

[Dominator]

Granted but magic doesn't work that way, so not really granted.

I wish I had a 12 inch snake.

Granted, but it got everyone excited with dev blogs and such and on the release date it was canceled.

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[Plastiware]

Granted, but it's too large to comfortably fit in your pants (especially with a boner) and so heavy it hurts when you get an erection.  You try going pantsless, but everyone is horrified and disgusted by your mammoth member, even the ladies.

Repeated because nobody responded to it: I wish Mega Man would appear in the next Smash Bros.

[Electrk]

Granted, but he's the weakest character in the game.

I wish people would ignore Plastiware's posts