Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 660960 times)

BlutEngel · October 20, 2007, 07:02:31 PM

Granted,but the world explodes a minute after you got the domination.

I wish I wouldn't sit right here right nao.

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Bushido · October 20, 2007, 07:50:37 PM

You get up, but you have the urge to sit back down. Your weak constitution makes you.

I wish I could double-jump.

fattysnacks · October 20, 2007, 08:22:58 PM

You can double jump, but each jump is only half as high as a normal jump.

I wish I could space jump.

Bushido · October 20, 2007, 08:30:05 PM

You can, but you jump INTO space and burn up on reentry.

I wish I had a taco.

Jaymz · October 20, 2007, 08:37:28 PM

granted but its a vegetarian taco.
I wish for some cold green tea.

fattysnacks · October 20, 2007, 09:24:16 PM

You get some cold green tea, but it's green because I puked in it.

I wish I didn't have breast cancer

Bushido · October 20, 2007, 09:29:19 PM

Granted, but than suddenly, a blue, fire breathing Knob Goblin casts fire on you.

Obviously, it stings like the richardens. ARGH! ONOEZ! AUGH! OOH! CRITICAL HIT! OUGH! WARGH!

You take 56 damage. (hot damage)

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I wish for a ridiculously huge sword.

TheLegomaster · October 21, 2007, 08:43:24 AM

Granted but the mythblockers slice it in 100 pieces

wish for mythblockers episode 3

BlutEngel · October 21, 2007, 08:47:37 AM

Granted but you die before you can watch it.

I wish that I would live in America.

Space Guy · October 21, 2007, 09:38:49 AM

Wish Granted: You would live in America if it weren't for the fact that you don't.

I wish my computer didn't lag when it ran Blockland. With no side effects such as the computer blowing up or me getting banned from the master server.

Goodsquare · October 21, 2007, 10:09:45 AM

Wish granted, but then everyone gets bored of Blockland.

I wish for ice cream

|Shadow · October 21, 2007, 10:33:27 AM

Granted but you get sh*t =D

I wish for cookies

Bushido · October 21, 2007, 12:11:19 PM

Granted, but than a huge snowman falls on you, crushing both your cookie and you. ARGH! BRRR! DHACHO!

You lost 128 hit points. (cold damage)
You lost 92 fortitude.

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I wish I would stop making these KOL references.

TheLegomaster · October 23, 2007, 12:24:05 PM

Granted but than you do it again!

wish for a good lego movie

BlutEngel · October 23, 2007, 12:39:22 PM

Granted,but all the copies of it explode before you can see it.

I wish that I would have Autopsy's hair.