Wish Granted, but...

[TheLegomaster]

Granted but you get bold



wish for xbox 960

[Ad Bot]

[Aviv .H.]

Granted but it grows wii babies with your PC and you have to feed for the rest of your lives.

I wish  IbanX was banned

[TheLegomaster]

Granted but badspot unbans


wish for swablue to fly

[stevey1000]

granted. Wait, what?

I wish I could get some truly epic lulz.

[TheLegomaster]

Granted but they explode



wish for KABOOM!

[|Shadow]

Granted but you go KABOOM!

I wish for shadow to be in SSBB

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but he's a crappy character, so he's crappier in SSBB.

I wish Link345 would die.

[|Shadow]

Granted, but link345 comes back to life as a zombie and rapes and then kills you.

I wish i had more games for the wii

[JimmyBobJoeBoy]

Granted, but then you get bored of the Wii and go into severe depression ending with your Self Delete.

I wish I had an awesome suit of full-body armor made of titanium.

[|Shadow]

Granted, but it has a mine bomb implanted in it so when you got hit you blewed up.

I wish I had a "50 tv in my room like I in my living room :D

[Wedge]

Due to an error in your order, you receive 50 1 inch TV screens.

I wish I had more time to type this post.

[fattysnacks]

You get more time to post, but your post sucks anyway

I wish I had less time to post

[stuntman021]

You have less time to post, but you use your extra time to eat, getting very very fat.
I wish I had a Windows computer that could run games fast and can use realistic physics.

[BlutEngel]

You get a computer that could run games fast and use realistic physics,but you don't have money for games.


I wish that I would be 3 years older.

[JimmyBobJoeBoy]

-Roflgasmatfattysnacks-
Granted, but you end up living with your mom until you're forty.

I wish I had some tacos.