Wish Granted, but...

[Maxwell23461]

Wish granted, but college starts.

I wish I was a table.

[Ad Bot]

[blueblur121]

Wish granted, but you get a kidney stone that you have to urinate out. c:

I wish for the school year to end.

You are an ottoman.

I wish to win a polar bear.

[dorkdotdan]

Wish granted, but massacre.

I wish I had another cup of greek yogurt.

[blueblur121]

Wish granted, but you have one short leg.

I wish I had another cup of greek yogurt.

You get a cup of roman yogurt.

I wish roman yogurt was a thing.

[danisaac5]

Wish granted, but the Romans left and no-one is able to make it anymore

I wish to be awesome.

[sojolala]

You did, but then you died right after that.

I wish I finished GT5 with every car and lvl 40 and 20,000,000$

[Grassy]

Wish Granted but before you could save, the game crashed and blew up.

I wish humans could live forever.

[danisaac5]

Wish granted but you die and everyone else lives, the world becomes hideously overpopulated

I wish for no wishes

[sojolala]

That would be awesome, but then, all of North Korea's nukes blow up the earth down to one tiny speck

I wish Grassy had let me save my game.

EDIT: Someone posted, so now,

You get 3 wishes.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but two of the wishes are useless.

I wish I could time travel.

[xHerobrinex]

Wish granted, but two of the wishes are useless.

I wish I could time travel.

You get stuck in 1942.

I wish North Korea launched a nuclear missile.

[Jaxx]

wish granted, but the targeting computers malfunction and only oregon is annihilated.

i wish for a cup with limitless water.

[Mounds Bar]

Wish granted, but the Holy Grail doesn't exist.

I wish for lovey black men all up in my tub.

[Ownage56 :3]

Granted, but you dont have a tub...

I wish I had a pie

[LegendZ]

Wish granted. Lots of numbers.

I wish for riches.