Wish Granted, but...

[Devoulard Reborn]

Wish granted but glass shards are hidden within

I wish I had a decent non-falling apart deck chair, I'm a man of simple tastes.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Granted but your tastes change and you want some cooler stuff.

I wish that pink was poisonous.

[shinyarceus4]

Granted but red is also poisonous.

I wish that I could instantly complete all schoolwork at will.

[Maxwell23461]

Granted, but you get an F on all of your work.

I wish for a better computer.

[ResonKinetic]

Granted, but your new computer is only better by 1MB of RAM.

I wish my stapler had more staples...

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but they're made of water.

I wish I could control time.

[Maxwell23461]

Wish granted, but you control it wrong and you go back to a time when you couldn't control time.

I wish for my computer to have 2mb of ram

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Wish granted, but you control it wrong and you go back to a time when you couldn't control time.

I wish for my computer to have 2mb of ram

Granted, but 2mb of ram is a curse all its own

I wish for cheese

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but it's moldy.

I wish I could be a fox.

[TurnipBlog]

Wish granted, but you become Frontfox.

I wish to blog about more than just one vegetable.

[Steve5452]

Wish granted, but it's not a potato. (damn! :( )

I wish for a nice fancy pen.

[Maxwell23461]

Wish granted, but its out of ink.

I wish for nuclear bombs.

[Titanium Man]

you get north korea

i wish for an good video card

[Mr Man]

Granted, but your computer gets stolen


I wish for a corrupted wish

[Devoulard Reborn]

Granted but- stuff. I got nothing.

I wish for a loot sack containing a computer that hamburglar does not steal