Wish Granted, but...

[Robo Noob]

Spares a nickle but its on a string and I pull it back, Nua Nua Nua

I wish that I had my own computer and play BL 24/7 and not get fat or have any health problems and have a long life, owned

[Ad Bot]

[Ethan]

Wouldn't that be the life :D

I'll let someone else deal with that wish, I can't figure out a loophole :o

[MegaScience]

Spares a nickle but its on a string and I pull it back, Nua Nua Nua

I wish that I had my own computer and play BL 24/7 and not get fat or have any health problems and have a long life, owned

Too many wishes, a genie comes out my ass and bitchslaps you, causing you to morph into a goat PERMANENTLY. You are picked up by perverts who put you into goatse with guys.

I wish this topic was more popular then it is...

[Chrono]

Wish granted, however, over 10k people begin to participate, making it impossible to reply.

I wish for something.

[MegaScience]

You wished FOR when it's only "I wish" So Dr. Genie rips open your ass, jumps inside, and for the rest of your life you have horrible diarrhea and intestinal problems.

I wish I wouldn't get flamed for the above wish response.

[Telly]

Wish granted, but I hate you and hope you die.

I wish I didn't feel like my liver just died! :(

[Miga]

Wish granted, but only if you're still alive.

I wish this topic was bumped.

[Marcem]

Granted, but I posted

I wish I had v19.

[Telly]

Wish granted, but it only works on Mac OS X29, and that's not even out yet! (Microsoft and Dell go out of buisness when OS X20 comes out)

I wish that I had a lovey girlfriend with no health/mental problems who isn't a lesbian or biloveual/trans-loveual!

[rkynick]

Granted, but she dumps you.

I wish for fier protection.

[Feep]

@telly   granted, but ibanz runs over her and creep bears take her dead body. And as a side affect you turn emo.

[DrMobius]

Granted

I wish feep knew how to post here.

[oromis]

not granted. only feep 2 knows how to post here.
i wish i knew how to make pong paddles in v9 events :*(

[Xoax]

not granted. only feep 2 knows how to post here.
i wish i knew how to make pong paddles in v9 events :*(

Granted but v10 comes out right as you're about to make it. In v10 events have been taken away because someone attempted to assasintate Badspot with 'em.

[Telly]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish, so a paradox begins and giant flying lizards with scythes for tails, six legs and two mouths eat everyone!

I wish I was in Brazil!
(WATCH THIS BEFORE GRANTING WISH!!!!)
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Brazil/