Wish Granted, but...

[ImperealOfficer]

Granted,But you found out your pregnant
:3 I wish that somebody who posts before me dies

[Ad Bot]

[Dr.Pain]

Wish Granted, But you Die Right after you read tis post

I wish i didn't have to wish

[Wonder G]

Granted, but your house gets blown up because you wished you didn't have to wish.

I wish I had the Full Version of Blockland.

[ImperealOfficer]

Granted,But blockland suddenly eats itself

Ok I WISH THAT I FARTED

[Dah Bomb]

Granted, but you farther so hard you break your back.


I wish I would stop becoming Badspot on Blockland.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but you get sued by LEGO.

I wish I had a

[Dah Bomb]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I had ID 1337.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but you already made a glitchy map and don't know how to fix it.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Dah Bomb]

Granted, but you figure out that she had a love change.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but "votre poisson"(your fish) is poisonous.

I wish I had any wish I granted come true and nothing else happen.

[Dah Bomb]

Granted, but you die 1 sec before the wish, causing you to never post again.

I wish I had diarrhea.

[Dr.Block]

Wish granted, but you turn inside out somehow and stuff out yourself.

I wish I had dinner.

[Wonder G]

Sorry for double posting, but...

Granted, but it turned into a piece of POO!
I wish I was an admin of Blockland and had the Full Version of Blockland.

[Ethan]

Lolwut.
That is not a proper wish.  There are no admins of blockland, but there are admins of servers.  Unless you mean on the forums.
@ Full Version of Blockland: Wish granted but your computer crashes.

I wish I had an earlier BL ID.

[MegaScience]

Granted, you are now ID -1, causing all servers give an Auth error.

I wish I had a cookie.