Wish Granted, but...

[Bag]

granted, but you only got 3 wishs and you say "I wish I had two cokes and some chips"

I wish I could make decals.

[Ad Bot]

[Minority]

Wish granted, but you're to lazy to make them so, that was a waste.

I wish for three cookies.

[General Nick]

Granted, BUTZ TEH CUMS N STEELZ TEHM ALL TEHREEE  NOW U R BUT YOU FELE BATTR AFTR PLANG WHLE EATNG 

I wish for no such thing as school, homework, or homeschooling and that there would be no bad side to it.

[Joltener]

Wish granted but you turn into a mutant frog after trying a new coke.

I wish for a CONDOM

[Doorman]

Granted but it is broken.

I wish my sister would leave my room and stop trying to push my buttons.

[Explosivo]

Granted but then she die's.

I wish for a pet  .

[MegaScience]

404, emotes not recognized.

I wish Badspot removed the emotes.

[Spiderpig]

Nope

I wish for an extra 5in so I can be 6ft 5in I haye being 6ft

[Doorman]

Granted, but you lose your legs, making you shorter.

I wish I had somthing to do.

[DABlock]

Granted, but you lose your legs, making you shorter.

I wish I had somthing to do.

granted you jump off a tall building a splat

i wish i had a hand held portal device :D

[Chrono]

Granted, but you are attacked by an angry group of Portal geeks.

I wish it were 2:20 PM in my time.

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but you have to enter an alternate realality to do so, and in this aternate realality it is ALWAYS 2:20 for you, but time keeps moving for everyone else.


I wish I invented the internet.

[Doorman]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish it was fun.

[MegaScience]

Granted, now if you say "it" to a child, they'll go crazy wanting you to say "it" more and attack you if you stop. This will continue into adulthood where the girls will have love with you for saying "it" and you will get AIDS from most of them.

I wish my granted wasn't so long.

[E_net4]

Wish granted, but I've decided to modify my post.

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I wish for more time on the pc.