Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 629097 times)

At least im a good Scripter


Granted, but your Scriping makes a gun that kills the Blockland of any player it kills.

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, so you get nothing.

I wish I could model better.

(The Tirethrower and Thingie were fails, some may remember them)

wish granted but your head explodes from all the happynes

I wish i didn't wish for anything

granted, but then you dont see stars that you can wish appon, causing a meteor to destroy your house

i wish elmo was real

Granted, he's standing right behind you, ready to stab O_o

I wish Cookiemonster was real.

Granted but he steals your cookies.

I wish I could belive it's not butter.

Granted, but then you find out it's real butter.

I wish I was an Aperture test subject :3

Granted, but you get no cake.

I wish I had the most powerful computer in the world that can run 15 different copies of Crysis at once all on max settings.

Granted, but it overheats and explodes when you click the start button.

I wish for a bag of batteries who explode when they touch the ground.

Granted, but the factory manager heard you wrong and made a bag of batteries that explode when they are round, ironically in the only model that has rounded corners killing everyone inside the factory and getting you a place in your state prison for prank phone calls as this company was located somewhere in Japan and you where taking orders over the phone for a specific battery with a pancake on your foot.

I wish for not being able to not wish about not wishing.

Granted, but you make a wish.

I wish for MIDEVIL TAIMS PEEWOTER.

Granted, but he comes back alive and noms your head off.

I wish I could make a person that I don't like explode when they say Hi to me.

Granted, But the genie dies

I Wish i had more wishes

Granted, but you don't wish for anything.

I wish that I were a hot guy who made hot girls faint.

granted, but since every girl fainted you could never make love...or could you?although rape is no laughing matter sometimes i wish for a awesome mousepad.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2008, 08:09:40 PM by slackerguy »