Wish Granted, but...

[rabit 64]

granted
but you fly to close to the sun and your face melts.


i wish my limbs got chopped off
(i say this so the side effect will be positive)

[Ad Bot]

[Shadow86]

Granted, but you get an infection. (You didn't amputate)

I wish I had GLa-DOS's 'brain' in my CPU.

[Masterlegodude]

Granted, but then you get sucked into it and get stuck in a series of puzzles that require a gun that can shoot up to 2 portals at a time

I wish for something

[rabit 64]

granted
but that something explodes

i wish blockland was on the xbox 360

[Tolster]

Wish granted but then your Xbox360 explodes.

I wish that nothing bad happens to me or something i like.

[Minority]

Granted, but there's always a bad side to something you like.

I wish I had four brains.

[rabit 64]

granted
but all have an IQ less than one.

i wish i had a klondike bar.

[General Nick]

Granted, but it tastes moldy.

I wish I had $5,000,000,000.

[Barnabas]

Granted, but it's fake

I wish I had the pink half the drainpipe.

[Falco00102]

Granted, but it's fake

I wish I had the pink half the drainpipe.

Granted, but gets painted purple.

I wish I played Blockland moar often.

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but you lose all your build saves, which discourages you from playing.


I wish I was poetic.

[General Nick]

Granted, but no one likes your poetry.

I wish that I didn't wish this wish.

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but zero divided by zero equals X

I wish I could divide by zero.

[Bri2.0]

Wish granted but you esplode anywayz...

I wish i learned to type faster!

[Dr.Block]

Wish granted but you type so fast friction is created and you light your comp on fire.


I wish someone would reply to the loop I posted in the music section.