Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but you break your neck when you land wrong

I wish people liked me. :'(

[Ad Bot]

[infomaniac]

granted but you are 2 liked and get raped
i wish i dident look at the aot stuffz also :D

[Sirrus]

granted but you are 2 liked and get raped
i wish i dident look at the aot stuffz also :D

Granted, but you are left to refreshing the failbin and graphing views to different threads.

I wish I could play mad crazy licks on guitars.

[infomaniac]

cut your Mouth
i wish 4 a fish

[Minority]

Granted, but the fish is a foul fail.

I wish I could jump really high.

[Sirrus]

Granted but a sheep eats you.
(bet you weren't expecting that)

I wish I would stop reading the forums and go to bed.

[Doorman]

Granted but you never wake up again.

I wish I could use the bathroom.

[Sirrus]

(forget!)
Granted, but you never stop pissing.

I wish life could be exactly how it is right now.

[infomaniac]

but then it dosent
i wish i was invisablez

[Sirrus]

but then it dosent
i wish i was invisablez

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish the next person doesn't grant my wish.
(have fun with that one)

[infomaniac]

kay PARADOX BREAKS WORLD

i wish that paradox was fixedz

[Dr.Block]

Granted but it's too late to save our genitalia. Thanks to that paradox, there are no more genders. We are all its.


I wish Gannon didn't threaten to kill me after I refused to join him in Koridi.

[vv45689]

wish granted then ur weiner falls off
i wish i was a turtle

[MrCookie]

wish granted then ur weiner falls off
i wish i was a turtle

Wish Granted, but you wake up the next day as particles

I wish I woke up as particles tomorrow.

[vv45689]

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