Wish Granted, but...

[Dr.Pain]

Granted, you get everything BUT gmod

I wish i beat portal 10 times instead of 9

[Ad Bot]

[Grumpy]

Granted but then the save gets blown up.


I wish I has a lower ID...

[Sirrus]

Granted, but people still hate you.

I wish I could build better.

[Tiesha]

Granted, but your best build gets lost

I wish I could control weather.

[Minority]

Granted, but then it turns against you. 

I wish I didn't control time.

[Doorman]

Can't grante because you already don't.

I wish health+love=random digits.

[infomaniac]

it happens but makes no sence so universe kills you
i wish i has more time to think

[Minority]

Granted, but I don't control time. -_-

I wish I did control time so that I could wish that I didn't.

[Doorman]

Granted, but i take it away again so you don't have to wish for it.

I wish that i could play on the PS2.

[infomaniac]

granted you shrink down to the size or an ant and drop on your ps2
i wish i has 2 wishes >:D

[Sirrus]

granted you shrink down to the size or an ant and drop on your ps2
i wish i has 2 wishes >:D

Granted, but you spaz and make two stupid wishes.

I wish I had the ability to be cooler than I already am.

[infomaniac]

Granted you freeze in a block or ice
i wish i dident eat all that chili

[Sirrus]

granted, but your an idiot and you eat more than you did in the first place.

I wish I could run really fast.

[infomaniac]

Granted you run so fast you go back in time before earth was created and you die
i wish i dident look at the off topic fourm so much

[Sirrus]

Granted you run so fast you go back in time before earth was created and you die
i wish i dident look at the off topic fourm so much

Granted, but instead you frequent the AoT forum and kill yourself.

I wish I had the ability to do several frontflips.