Wish Granted, but...

[Anti-Cop]

Granted, then you crash and die.

I wish woohoo had left the forums for good.

[Ad Bot]

[Spation]

Granted but he comes back in one day.

I wish anti-cop would have a better eye. He's got a crap abbility to notice things.

I wish woohoo had left the forums for good.

That's just uncalled for.

[Anti-Cop]

Granted, then god doesn't know what an abbility is.

I wish spation could type.

And anyway, WooHoo had left, then he came back, and he doesn't seem to be adding anything to the forums other than in off topic.

[Woohoo]

Granted, but then his head explodes of all information so he remember everything except typing.

I wish I could get an unexplodable pie

[Spation]

Granted but Nige11 eats it.

I wish I could tie my tie well.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then someones pulls on it and you choke to death.

I wish bugs tasted like candy :D

[Spation]

Granted but they're all poisenous. You die slowly.

I wish every bad thing under the sun happened to me while i was wearing 1 square mile of bubble wrap.

[Woohoo]

Granted, but after that each bodypart you move, explodes :D

I wish I have an unexplodeable cookie that noone can eat except me.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then the cookie implodes, pulling you along with it.

I wish that you'd give me cash >:D

[Anti-Cop]

Granted, I give you -$1,000,000

I wish to throw a 

[Elemental Waker]

Granted,but the cookie boomerangs back into your head and you go into a coma.

I wish I had some cinnamon bun cheesecake and apple pie.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then I eat it and vomit it all over you.

I wish these leftover fries weren't so wet :(

[Wedge]

Granted, your fries are no longer soggy, and taste just like they came out of the frier.

[The Unknown]

I wish for some a spine to go to work tommrow.

[Wedge]

A certified doctor visits your location and proceeds to enlarge your spine a few inches using bones donated from corpses.